Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying, "Milk the penis… Miiiiilk the penis…" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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naddification 7
You're a monster. A beautiful monster. Probably why she insisted that she continues.
JohnnyPhoenix31 7
Did she use her tears as lube?
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Comments (295)
Darklord53 0
That's hot?
McDonaldsworker 4
Not to diss u or nothin but my gfs and I usually do something called sex, they have never cried when we do that, u could try that?
USbrit18 0
Did you find out what she was crying about?
sexynarwhal 6
Everybody knows im a motherf****** monstaaa
SamLiveFree_77 9
Why would you feel like a monster? She is in control of her own body and can stop when she wants to.
spencerbelle1 0
Half of you people are probably virgins anyways. So quit talking about how you get it an shit. Lmao.
jmassing1 7
Look at you, your hands your best bud
GoW_Chick 15
At least you cared enough to want to stop in the middle of a hand job OP some guys would of waited until after, but I still want to know why the poor girl was crying
Forodin 0
There is something wrong with you. I hope you realize this. I suggest herbal tea, mediation, and insents. Primarily mediation, the rest is just to help you feel better before, after, and durring your meditation
jackassfan 7
Why was she crying?
crystalrain17 14
He told her to stop, but he should have demonstrated that by pulling away.