Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Top comments
Xquisite1 28
At least you weren't knocked unconscious while naked.
ClassyCommando 13
In a gym shower full of men? Well, I respect your choice.
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Comments (127)
jonathanje2 0
That's soo pro...
KelpForBrains 0
As pro as number 1's comment.
ClassyCommando 13
OP has catlike reflexes. Show some respect.
TheMaster15 10
For real. If that were me, my reaction would be about 16.3 minutes late. OP is pro.
Teehee2 0
I would jump the bubblegum popper.
bfrench95 0
Who chews gum in the damn showers? Dafuq?
jbaby69 0
AHHHHH GUM!!!!! D:
MagicallyFat 12
I read "popping" as pooping… could have been much worse OP you could have pooped yourself
cookie_3008 4
Well, aren't you a bit skiddish?... Can't imagine what your reaction was during the fireworks for New Years. ^_^
danny1023 0
I really like ops user name lol Creative
MrLookAtThere 10
Stop this gibber gabber, that was no bubble gum, that popping sound was your dignity bursting
Trainwizard 1
"And so I'm singing in the shower Ooooh I'm singing in thHOLYFUCKINGMOTHEROFJESUS WHAT THE **** WAS THAT!?!?!?!?"
Xquisite1 28
At least you weren't knocked unconscious while naked.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
No but bleeding profusely is just as good.
ClassyCommando 13
"Leaving a SMALL GASH". Not exactly profuse bleeding.
FMtechL 0
But that's how I get half my dates...
ClassyCommando 13
How in the **** do you get the other half?
GoW_Chick 15
23- that's true but don't head wounds bleed out more than others?
testthecoal 5
Candy, compliments, and roofies.
ClassyCommando 13
...not necessarily in that order;)
Dracoboxer357 36
55- Head wounds bleed like crazy, they usually look a helluva lot worse then they actually are due to being very vascular.
planetsmurf 6
82-not always has it also depends on what the OP considers a small gash, there is no universal measurement for small. And the OP never mentioned alot of blood which I would think would have been a point to make in the story
bitchesbecrazy2 4
55 - I'm pretty sure I've played gears with you before
DontModMeDammit 10
I would just think someone is napping someone with a towel...
ClassyCommando 13
Yeah, who the hell is this "Bubbles" guy anyway? I hear he gets mad dome.
eyeIoveyou 4
wanna hear a clean joke? Bobby was taking a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man!
GoW_Chick 15
Anyone else noticed 3 said napping instead of snapping, confused the hell out of me I mean why would someone be sleeping with a towel or is that some sort of new weird fetish I haven't discovered yet?
aurynforever 14
I thought bubbles was a chimp.
YaboyVinnie 21
Pop! Bubble and brains open.
YayFlameWarz 9
Who blows bubbles in the shower? No no your coach was getting a little extra treatment from a cheerleader and his old wood couldn't take it.
neal001 0
Tell thoose kids stop making dangerous noises.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Hey 4, your comment reminded me of Bubblicious Bursts!
madiishuman 0
That blows. Lol.
fuckoffbabe 3
I see what you did there.
Liimitless 6
I have no ******* clue what he was doing there. Enlighten me.
madiishuman 0
It's just a shitty pun lol. I enjoy puns.
KeyboardWarrior 10
72 You a see a picture of a woman and the first thing that pops into your head is the commenter being a 'he'? Right...
Liimitless 6
I meant she but forgot the s whn I typed it. Sorry if I hurt your feelings bud
wilbiepig_fml 0
Blows.. blowing bubbles.. get it?
JumbledGirl 2
Popping gum is quite startling sometimes
linnybear831 4
Haha I would have probably done the same thing! *high fives*
flockz 20
did you just high five yourself?
Sniperkid07 6
I'm pretty sure he did because it's just me and you here, and it sure as hell wasn't me....
Sweenygirl15 0
Did you ask for some gum?
CalCommando 6
Squid move.
Buzzy123 7
I would rather someone blowing me then that gum..
ClassyCommando 13
In a gym shower full of men? Well, I respect your choice.
Sniperkid07 6
Do you really..... Because I don't.
CoachBangWhore 5
You sick ****
Sniperkid07 6
Me or 10?