Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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Top comments
teentee401 37
You still got a ******** didn't you?
dantee2005 33
And yet she did the job anyways. She is a keeper
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Comments (132)
dantee2005 33
And yet she did the job anyways. She is a keeper
Feklfekl2222 32
Yeah at least she carried on! I do wonder what sort of girl has her eyes open though
wtffml1979 22
An Awesome one!!
Mauskau 36
If she didn't like it she could've closed her eyes lol. I've rarely been at an angle where it's easy to look up and see their face comfortably.
wtffml1979 22
Unless your rod is tiny and she has her faced buried in your stomach then you should be able to see her and vice versa. I'm confused...
teentee401 37
You still got a ******** didn't you?
insideoutoreo33 8
One question for OP, which head?
Cads1 24
Wow!!!!! For real? Let's just ponder the FML for a second. If you are still unsure, call in Scooby do. The mystery crew will solve it.
theperfectchild 13
She must be good if you're making crazy faces. Who cares about the blanket then?
pyrexicpoet 18
I guess her head game and your head game just didn't make a proper match
Ethan_Anonymous 28
She's a keeper
Zebediabolical 45
She didn't make you. You let her. Big difference.
WCARlover 35
I'd rather the guy make faces than be stone-faced cause at least it's showing he's being pleasured
jat_fml 3
now we got a real 'feminist' over here ppl
EyRaB 17
Yup you're a keeper!
bobbywilcher 13
You're amazing need more with your mindset!
Skinyrd 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
As long as she swallowed
DocBastard 40
I hope you've tried swallowing yourself before demanding that others do it.
FragrantSalmon 12
It's a joke calm down.
ArturoJames 13
Don't tell the expert to calm down. Back away slowly and refrain from looking him in the eyes.
DocBastard 40
FragrantSalmon - You're lucky ArturoJames was here to talk some sense into you.
Skinyrd 17
Let me clarify. A ******* is a gift from God. I just think that when she swallows it's that much better. But as the old saying goes, ******** are like pizza. Even when it's bad it's still good.
katachristic 19
Wrong. There are definitely bad ********.
Skinyrd 17
If you came, it was a good enough
ArturoJames 13
Okay Mr. ******* Expert.
Skinyrd 17
It's not about expertise, it's just personal opinion.
Mitchitivity 6
YES
joelp232 17
i would be happy with the bj
casey_ct 10
a bj's a bj...
91hayek 31
no matter how small. - Horton Hears a Hoe.
Devildrake 19
I don't really think many people having a big feeling of sensation have attractive faces.
daddysgirl243 21
looking at their faces of pleasure is my favorite part