Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "No Pets" policy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today, after I'd saved a baby mouse and was filming a YouTube series of me taking care of it, my boyfriend told me he found a “rat” in the kitchen, but not to worry he killed it and fed it to the cat. He killed my baby mouse, and now he’s mad I didn’t praise him for his brilliant extermination job. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Today, after living in my new apartment for barely three weeks, I found mice living under my dishwasher. When I brought it up to the managers, they said I'd have to pay for an exterminator myself since they weren't there when they cleaned. FML
Today, I asked my landlord if I could get a dog. He said no, and gave me an illegal rent increase. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML
Today, I found a mouse in my kitchen. Wanting to go about it the humane way, I captured the little guy and released it outside. I then watched as a stray cat in my yard noticed and brutally murdered it. No good deed… FML
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StanSmith_fml 9
That's when you kill it and throw it at the windshield of his car.
enchi999 8
Landlords just don't listen these days.
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Comments (109)
suzukircr99 3
First!
william8691 10
But you're not the first dumbass to say that
noshatsherlockk 15
The amount of thumbs down on this are going to be glorious. Delete your account, dye your hair, get plastic surgery. You're not going to want to be remembered being the 'first' guy.
airforce987 20
16 it's a shame because the mods will just remove the comment, meaning he lives to comment another day :(
lolfood 24
Get off of FML, and never come back.
XxblueyyxX 3
A little over dramatic aren't we? Seriously it's a comment I think you guys need to get over it.
lolfood 24
No one appreciates those comments.
lolfood 24
Thank you mods!
schnouttz 3
Nooo now I can't thumb it down!
Pentium_4 27
1 - you're high as shit bro
LoganBurrito 6
DAMNIT. Now the rest of us will never know what we were going to thumb down!
EvilLilCupcake 10
So. Probably gonna get thumbed down for asking, but I can't see 1's comment. What'd it say?
lolfood 24
It was a "First!!!1!1!!1!1!!" comment
littlecuntcats 6
42- oh. Makes sense.
sailoroftheseas 7
Lol at the kids getting into hysterics over a "bad" first comment. Why bother treating it like its an international crisis? It doesn't matter, lol. I agree with 27.
hqbrat 8
Dude your picture makes you look like your on drugs!!!!
riax 9
Ohhh I see... I was wondering Wth he wrote that could've gotten so much negativity. Should've seen it coming... ppl who care excessively over such a comment need to get a life. I don't really like them either, waste of my brain cells even glimpsing at those comments, but it's not a big deal~
Rowdey 10
His name is Cheezers.
schnouttz 3
I doubt it.
YoungMisfit 9
American Dad reference?
Rowdey 10
Yes, yes it is 51 :)
StanSmith_fml 9
I didn't get it.
NIRVANA1990s 1
mice are so cute!!
The_Tool1 13
I don't know, I think rats are cuter
hahasooo 2
there both disgusting!
Awsumuzzie 12
37, where is so disgusting!?
hahasooo 2
ugly, scary, worthless.
hockeyoceancity 13
43- You don't see it!? It's right their!
ManInTheMachine 20
50-Their what!? THEIR WHAT?!?!? I can't take the suspe-- *Head explodes*
AwsumShyGuy 12
Actually, mice are scavengers. They pick up whatever you don't eat. And domesticated mice are actually pretty cute in my opinion. Rats are just bigger mice. On a semi-related topic, it's weird reading this while watching Tom and Jerry.
Awsumuzzie 12
50, You mean right they're, in that other corner!? Or over their on the couch!?
flockz 20
their they're there guys, your making fun of you're very own FML commenters. i think yew guys need two stop.
TheVelocirabbit 10
Butt than theirs nothing to laugh about! I knead my daily dose of laughter!
enchi999 8
Landlords just don't listen these days.
Abdul888 16
I hate when I have to deal with some people who lose their temper easily and accuse others!
Trisha_aus 15
No worries, Professor Meowington will catch him and have him for dinner
bearkat420 3
Haha that landlord is pretty smart. Instead of spending money for an exterminator he flips it around on you, and accuses you of having a pet. Lol what a boss.
KiddNYC1O 22
Landlords are also big on procrastinating.
PenguinSwag47 0
Right. Because people always complain about the pets that they aren't allowed to have to their landlords.
Dadothy 8
Well if you're trying to get rid of it then I don't think it's a pet...
Quidikic 9
We kinda got that. But thanks for sharing.
MissMae93 23
Captain Obvious strikes again.
Nutty4Muffs 3
Don't **** with Captain Obvious, 82. He has lasers.
rawr_ily96 24
And he has his trusty sidekick, Sergeant Sarcasm!
andersonftw 0
Sounds like my landlord.. Pay $400 pet deposit and we had to keep them outside. Now he's mad that my dogs ran a little trail in the yard. Douche!
citymayer 7
I don't think your landlord understands what a pet deposit is...
StanSmith_fml 9
That's when you kill it and throw it at the windshield of his car.
ucoolgirl31 20
No just capture it and put it in his car. XD
uberdubers 3
Then put some cheese in the seat, right where his crotch would be when he sits.
boating_guy 33
12, I highly recommend fruit flies for that kind of mischief.
CupAndSilverware 3
Kill the mouse, pick it up and throw it in his face
Fml_FTW228 10
That's when you lose your place to live...
sillyjonjon 4
Put it in house
hockeyoceancity 13
No you put it in house!
MissMae93 23
8 - Not only did your comment make your sound like a neanderthal, the mouse is already in OP's house, in case you missed that fact.
soad2014 7
Maybe when he's sleeping, you could put cheese on his face and let the mouse loose in his apartment...eh. Really got nothing :/
tony1891 22
it's Mr jingles from the green mile.
olpally 33
Good reference! Great movie!
AussieChild 22
Hehe, love that movie! :D
bla102 4
We all know that the book was better than the movie