Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
awesomeshay20 6
Um to all the people who say that its not true for people to be going out that long and not have sex, My boyfriend and I have been dating for two years and we are waiting until we are married to have it.
tr3vst3r 5
I've heard this one before..
GetPuckedUp 3
how did you not have sex after 3 years??
redmnky21 8
after 3 years u wont give it up? and u wonder why she went and got it elsewhere... quit being such a prude
5t3ff1k4h 47
Oh my god. Relationships aren't about sex and as long as they agreed on not having sex before marriage (despite the fact she broke the promise), what's the big deal? It's not like you have to abstain for three years or more, so give it the **** up.
kai_ngo 0
In case you haven't noticed, sex is a means of reproduction. Sure, you can do it for recreation and to show you love someone, but you don't necessarily need to have sex to be in a healthy happy relationship. Since when was it a needed medium in relationships?
xXwolflegionXx 8
Dump that bitch before she dumps the child on you!
abasio 1
Time for a sharp exit. Be glad that you don't have a kid to ruin your life (I'm assuming you're a youngun here with the virginity and all).
chosha_fml 27
#245 Even if that was so (ridiculous suggestion) would that make it less of an FML?
nateshannon1 4
ydi for not slippin her the meat 3 years ago. idiot.
yummcookie 0
Words of advice: GET THE **** OUT OF THERE
BikeAllDay818 6
**** that dirty ***** bro