captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
that guy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Atascadero, United States
Paternity test
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
XxOx
France
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Top comments
Densetsu1000 14
Dump. Her. Now.
ThuNDeY 23
Look at the bright side, your brother's in for a few fun conversations.
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Comments (85)
ThuNDeY 23
Look at the bright side, your brother's in for a few fun conversations.
Swandive235 27
I hope he maims his brother (in a loving way of course).
Densetsu1000 14
Dump. Her. Now.
ADOG2645_ 4
No. *******. Shit
TheRealStunts 27
Ooooooohhhhhhhhh...... ****. Run away, man. Run far away.
SpyroMello 29
I will be because of your profile picture, Jesus, that scary stuff gives me chills
Lalala579121 28
Now I want to change my picture to smile.dog and start commenting on every FML.
pussy_crusher 7
Hey, you lucked out! You're getting away from an awful cheater, and you don't have to raise a child! Go enjoy your freedom and find someone worthy of spending your life with.
tounces7 28
This of course assumes she is smart enough to actually be sure who the father is.
ohSNAPyall 27
She said the father is OP's brother.
kfchicken 31
that's what she said but #52 is insinuating that she might be wrong and OP is actually the father. he's basically calling her dumb and pointing out a worst case scenario
SpectralTrix 7
Agreed ??
Mortoli 30
i would leave her no need for cheaters especially when she cheated with a relative. it sucks and honestly it gets worse when family is on the relatives side. so tell her to f off and mooch off your brother. lol.
SmittyJA24 26
Wow, this gives the folks down at the lab a bit of a challenge when they do the DNA testing. Unless she wasn't "your" girlfriend at all....
needagoodlaugh 34
The only way they would have a hard time is if they were identical twins. Otherwise their DNA is enough different there is no issue.
soodytheboi 23
Hello brother. **** you. Oh by the way I broke up with my girlfriend.
josiemijn 23
I think OP's girlfriend already ****** his brother enough...
NoThanks999 19
daaaaammmmmnnnnnn
arrowgold 19
Ouch. I'm sorry you got betrayed double. On the bright side, you don't have to raise a child that isn't yours. At least she was honest? Better late than never?
RedCronos 17
That's just terrible. Honestly, that's very disrespectful too.
dietcoke09 25
That was the biggest plot twist... Run for the hills. Wish you all the best of luck in the future..
Phantomsnake 10
That's when you try to believe it's a dream and want to wake up. The worst stabs are those who come from the closest.. I hope you find better people that deserve you op.