Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
seanylawls 0
good dump her ass
seeunexttuesdays 6
you should be happy now cuz ur free from raising a child that isn't yours, and you can lose your virginity to someone who isn't a cheating **** and is worth your time!
badger93 0
shoulda hit that shit wen u had the chance
isaiahfiegel 0
dump her dude!
simon_lala 0
people: this fml is about his pregnant cheating girlfriend. not the status of his sex life. -_-
tweetbaby14 18
part of me seriously doubts that 84's picture of themselves... so more like the person in 84's picture looks like they could have a barbie made after them.
bonyek 0
dump her ass bro!
scs90 0
your fault 4 not tappin it
Des6245 0
I really hope someone made this up.. otherwise, three words for you! What, the, ****.
houmboy 0
three years of no sex will make almost anyone cheat