Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
rabbittboi 18
I dated a girl two years without having sex with HER. I was young and just didn't tell her I was gay, and I needed a "beard" to fool the parents.
CallMeHush 1
Scotty doesn't know...
LJR589 0
3 years in a relationship and your still a virgin?. Obviously she wasn't holding out. Maybe you should have tried a little harder to get it, or she just didn't want to do it with you. sucks for you either way...
5t3ff1k4h 47
What if they made a promise not to do anything sexual until marriage? Why would he have tried a little harder to get some in that case?
XoXoLOVEBUGxOxO 5
You are.................NOT the father!
lethal_judgement 1
she had to get some petercillen somewhere bro
TessaBella 5
well then there you go. I can't blame her; she was obviously bored.
The_Darth_Wabbit 3
then you pull out an engagment ring, look at it, then lie, "now i know the other girl is more faithful. buh bye." FYL
bigdaddy907 0
1. holy shit 3 years an you guys never had sex? 2. get rid of the *****, let the other guy deal with raising it and it's child support. get away now while you still can and for christ sakes dont be an idiot and stay with her or put your signature on a birth certificate!!!!!
spanishfool 0
it's a miracle!!
Shadow_Phantom 26
Dude... run. FYL.