Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
maribel143 0
why are you a virgin?
OC3OC 1
your a shitty excuse for a boyfriend. of course she looked elsewhere!!!wtf did u guys do for 3 f@ckin years? monopoly?
kayvee14 3
Wow obviously some of these people don't realize that not everyone wants to have premarital sex
hpnerdy 2
wow a virgin? im so impressed. if you wanna dump your cheating girlfriend, i'd be happy to fill in :-p
bshit 0
well thats probably y. no sex in 3 yrs. come on
martixy 2
You had it coming... She probably got tired of waiting for YOU!
geo26620 3
In a relationship for three whole years nd no sex...and you wonder why she went elsewhere...i know i would haha
salsalover_12 5
Why the **** is it that people think everyone has to have premarital sex? I'm a virgin and im 20 honestly i respect OP it's difficult to find a guy who isn't a pig now a days.
kitsune3 20
Or maybe she did you while you were asleep and you never found out. You'd be surprised how many people do stuff like that.
katt_is_here 24
I respect the OP. He is strong for not conforming to other people's views on sexuality. If he wants to wait, more power to him. I am just sad that the girl he was with was too much of a bitch to not break up with him instead of cheating on him.