Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Top comments
MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
timalfrey311 0
just be thankful it's not ur kid...now your free and clear
murphdarkly 13
How do you maintain a 3 year relationship and not have sex?
cheerleader1011 0
it's kinda like glee...
McQuack_fml 0
At least you're free
utvols11 0
what? ohhh now i get it. ouch.
Bootrick 11
God must have done it. Hey man, god likes virgins. I am sure god knocked your girl up too.
Miranday 0
Soon to be x?
gabe2014 0
she possibly still is a virgin too. maybe she wanted a kid and decided to go to one of those clinics to get sperm injected. maybe she never had sex with someone else. you never know
Daniruu 4
Makes me wonder why girls even f*cking cheat. This is what a ***** is for.
CRiiSPY_fml 0
3 years and your still a virgin... I'm gonna say ydi for that... :L
kraine0712 2
It's crazy but if that was a girl wanting to wait 3 years no one would bring up the waiting. Everyone would say he is a dog. just take that into account also. Double standards??? Yeah I thought so.