Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my lounge room, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, in front of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML
Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML
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insects4u 0
luke I am your father.
CookieLovesYou 1
Nice father.
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CookieLovesYou 1
Nice father.
EamNim 0
Did you teach him the force?
viper2426 0
that's awesome!!
Xathanos 16
Hmm, maybe he was not strong enough and was refused of such powers, then enraged. Decided to demand for such powers by force. He never gained them for such disobedience.
MrHughJass 0
Is your father Luke Skywalker?
baddud300 6
I think op is short....
opendoorclosed 8
The force is strong with this one.
smashingdiscover 0
Hawkward...
CCrunner2 0
you should've taught him the force op!
garrettsgirl 0
Luke I am your father.
tona01 16
gotta love drunk and disorderly parents
ryno101 3
winner!
enonymous 9
My father does this weekly... of course he has a purple ***** in hand when he does it.
OuchAndGoodfight 5
Lmao, win.
Gross2332 0
OP just be glad you have a cool nickname
master_blaster 0
lol 17s pic made it even better
ballwiz24 0
Shouldn't OP's brother be the one posting on FML?
ballwiz24 0
Oops! My bad. I misread the FML. Don't hate me please
daniel1991 0
dude XD he shoulda been like umm dad lessons are 200 dollers per hour
Mubus 0
One of the best FML's I have read in a long time, thanks for the laugh OP!
vergaso 0
I doubt you can confused him with yoda he was either joking around or really high
erichsee14 0
Lol learn to read. He was drunk.
nahgemoohc 17
sounds wrong....:S
ImaWiseGuy 5
why are obvious wins, being posted on fml?
paintingxflowers 8
He just likes showing everyone his son's light saber (:
TheWaywardOne 0
I'm not sure you're entirely aware of what you just said....lol
paintingxflowers 8
I guess sarcasm doesn't translate well through the internet.
im_bored_tired 12
he meant that in a dirty way, he understood your comment.
paintingxflowers 8
Thank you for clearing it up. My comment was meant to be dirty.
im_bored_tired 12
your welcome. XD haha sux for op
jtcballoon 0
oh you dirty girl
Reesestefer 0
yo
insects4u 0
luke I am your father.
EatnBeef 7
NNOOOOOO!!!
jtcballoon 0
jk you're adopted
6969awesome 0
hahaha 94 made my day :')
Big_Red_138 3
Drink you must, then learn the force you can.
wordnerd42 0
140 - Straight damn.
GuessWhatKids 13
3- I thought the meth addict was OP's father?
jesernoob 13
I just loved the feeling of being able to make the 100th like.
Rickilynn1 10
I just love the feeling of being the first thumbs down on a stupid comment.
kingofchips 0
The force is strong with this one
Lalaxwannaxfml 0
Lmfao this made my night.. Not so fyl haha. Dont lie youll laugh at this when youre older
newjerseyguy 0
this is definitely one of the funniest I've seen too
sollz 0
agreed, in all honesty how could one not laugh at this, that's awesome... I'm sure I'm not the only one that was actually picturing this actually happening... right??? ?
gumbo1 8
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bassfisher100 23
oh I definitely was XD and I laughed pretty hard at the image I thought of
Rickilynn1 10
I wish my parents would do that.
IndiRae 9
The funniest thing my dad did when he was drunk was pee in the hallway. It actually wasn't that funny, it got on my boots.
Xxace47xx 4
Agreed
missdani360 0
I know right?!
jacknelli7771 0
what is your real name?
Rickilynn1 10
bahahah. but my mom isn't funny when she's drunk and my dad does not drink.
Chinnithy 0
That's sick! Now you will always have someone to sword fight with. may the force be with you.
omgcookeys 15
should have replied " teach you, I will not "
ForeverYoung1 3
totally your fault; you should be teaching him your Jedi ways.
GameAddikt 0
Your dad = AWESOME XD
Dr_Jalepenos 0
I want to learn, too!
mejiiaa 0
lol I should record you next time ;) aha
jacknelli7771 0
what's ur full name?(btw ur really hot)
marlarooNaps 0
that's funny