Today, the highlight of my week has been accidentally triggering the haiku bot on Reddit. Life's been good. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Today, I was on Instagram and I sent a meme to my other account. Tell me why as soon as I switched over and saw my one chat notification, I got excited, then remembered I'd just sent myself a meme. FML
Today, I was messing with an AI art generator. As luck would have it, it generated a nasty NSFW image just as my mom happened to walk by, despite my prompt being 100% innocent. It was also just after I got a nice, wholesome result, so I was smiling at the screen. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, most of my day was spent repeatedly checking to see how well my Reddit posts have been performing as of late. I think I need to find a hobby. FML
Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my boss a meme about hating work. Her reply? "Same." FML
Today, I mistook my boss’s "Have a good weekend!" for "How’s your weekend?" So I replied, "Great so far!" It’s Wednesday. FML
Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
I would be so happy if I triggered haiku bot
core01 30
i don't know what that means, so ydi for being on reddit too much and fyl for not having anything more exciting to do instead.
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Comments (4)
core01 30
i don't know what that means, so ydi for being on reddit too much and fyl for not having anything more exciting to do instead.
Crowned Sataness 12
I would be so happy if I triggered haiku bot
FluffythePink 24
There's a haiku bot? I did not know that. Cool.
Jessica Carey 11
totally off subject but where has dick pencil got off to? haven't heard from him in a while.