Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
mystery
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Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
KittenTitz
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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
3023-dang
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United States
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Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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bummervacation 10
Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(
RainbowHeadache 2
FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.
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Comments (190)
YayaInLalaLand 0
Maybe she was planning on telling you..? O.o
bummervacation 10
But... through twitter? I think, if anything, she should have told him privately before announcing it to her "followers." But then again, that's just me.
gutzz 0
Everything on the Internet is true, so jump to conclusions, it's fool proof.
PissingPeopleOff 0
You obviously didn't know the consequences for having sex. YDI dumbass.
lidemocr 0
who says he is the father? however if he is than he should've been the first to know
patric14 0
hey she might of 4 got to tell u
iMuffinTop 0
Maybe is the key word.
MaskingTape 2
don't get excited. it's probably not yours. that's why she didn't tell you. and that makes this an fml.
kingtz 6
Agreed with 101. Be prepared to brace yourself for the awful truth and dump her.
steffielynn 0
the fml isn't that she's pregnant. it's that he found out on twitter! read the post dumbass
TomasT 0
I beg to differ... Only with a dumb man and a dumb woman do you get pregnancy... YDI for not coming on her ****.
insanesna1l 0
its better to find out via twitter that its yours and not someone elses.
sarahkhan93 4
If I was facebook I'd be insulted ;)
nalia18 8
No comment sry op
fedup999 0
I know right? I mean it turned out to be true but still...
Gondile 4
89, how the **** do you forget to tell your BOYFRIEND that you're pregnant?!
Nimmrodel 11
Lol that is a lousy way to find out, congratulations all the same.
Tuesdays76 0
Or maybe she didn't say anything because it's not his kid.
ColdplaySucks 18
Congrats on having a baby when they aren't ready? I'm not seeing the connection here.
bummervacation 10
Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(
Thanatos1206 0
She got pregnant from a twitter post?! That's messed up!
MCRpoison2016 0
lmfao at 4 =P
holymolybro 0
Tweet tweet. :D.
Thanatos1206 0
Sorry wrong spot.
joooeee 3
A twitter post got your girlfriend pregnant? trolololo
Thanatos1206 0
Nice repeat :P
joooeee 3
noooooooooooo! they edited it so it is not nearly as kinky!
mk58 31
That cracked me up!
Thanatos1206 0
I'm very curious why me and Joe's comments got removed when it essentially said the same thing as this.
joooeee 3
and you are just salty I got first on the other one instead of you :p
Thanatos1206 0
I'm very curious why me and Joe's comments got removed when they essentially said the same thing as this.
perdix 31
I heard you could transmit viruses on the internet, but I didn't think it worked with sperm!
FriskyTaco 0
I'll give this one a C+
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Classy.(: well congratz on the baby!! :D
comet2001 0
hopefully it's yours haha!
shovels 0
congrats!
SNL 2
lol
whitecloud197 0
that sucks !!
hazelsaurus 0
haha fyl unless you guys planned on having a kid o.O