Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Top comments
MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
KristineM95 1
if he hasn't gave it to her and they've been together for six years apparently she wasn't that special too begin with..
KristineM95 1
oops I meant three. :)
GP_22 1
You forgot 'ex'.
jbsington 8
Immaculate conception?
bluemoongirl 4
u havent had sex the whole 3 years!?!!!?!! is there something wrong with your pee pee?!?
money127 4
the cheating bitch
Nguyenydapooh 5
After 3 years no love making, of course this was going to happen.
horrorfreak79nj 2
Hopefully you've learned a valuable lesson , and realized that you brought this on yourself.
timalfrey311 0
agree with matt....leave her sorry ass
Calyx_fml 22
YDI for expecting her to hold out for three years. Three dates is more like it.
SneakherHead 5
So Mary was pregnant and Joseph didn't even have sex with her