Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
omarzrgz 3
Hey, no child support, new girlfriend, you won.
EZ2XLR8 7
3 years? No wonder she cheated. But kudos for you for being a non-married virgin!!
KiDEaZe 0
holy shit guy. :$ wait virgin and with her for 3 years..
EZ2XLR8 7
and him being a virgin in a 3 year relationship is bad how?
xxMichaxx 0
CONGRATS!! your a step dad!! (:
zowiekat 0
Not saying that you did this but It is possible if the two of you were fooling around and you ejaculated on her for her to get pregnant you do not have to have penetration to get pregnant. sperm can travel.
5t3ff1k4h 47
...True, but if he splooged on her back and they cleaned up immediately, sperm can't fly nor can sperm magically enter the ****** without a means to do so which means there's no way she could have become pregnant from that. Now, if they were fooling around and sperm happened to be on his hand, which was used to finger her or something, then yes it's possible.
destinee69 0
3 years and u still a virgin!!!! dats why then
hall1234 0
3 yrs of no se* triipin u cant hold out tht long
5t3ff1k4h 47
Obviously, OP did hold out that long and it was the girlfriend who chose breaking a promise over keeping her pants on.
jemini_fml 0
3years no sex ouch!
footballkid123 0
well why didn't u have it with her in three years. that's lame bro
HonestTisa 1
3 years!!! No wonder she cheated