Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
supahnazi 0
LEAVE HER
d33emar 0
u should of gave her some.. after 3 yrs? are u sure u are a dude?!
dustin81 0
oh she must be cheating on you
crowbar_2010 2
im trying to figure out how any one person, let alone over 2000 assholes could rationalize the op deserving this. you should all be shat on. and then hit by a train. dicks.
Anbria 3
shes a cheating *****. don't waste your money on a kid that isn't your's. the father should. break up with her, call her a ****, and run. :)
Mortoli 30
A little off there break up with her call her a **** and kick her out of the house. Just sayin lol.
bigdreamer59 0
you should've been banging her then dummy!
IAMAFUCKINGPHYSC 0
wow, freak out tell her she's a **** and leave her. TROLOLOLOL
justbigbs 6
Unless that baby is Jesus, time to move on
Xemogirl666X 0
maybe she like did it while u were sleepinh
cherrigirl 0
Virgins Rule.