Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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Top comments
Natalie Butts 5
she's carrying your half brothers baby, or is having a baby with your dad and thus your half brother?
Koios 30
You need to take some time and seriously consider your relationship with your dad. Incredibly messed up situation you're in
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Comments (26)
Natalie Butts 5
she's carrying your half brothers baby, or is having a baby with your dad and thus your half brother?
d3rpb0t 10
Baby with the dad most likely, hence the wording.
J352SAURUS 30
And OP's name.
ThatGuy9679 13
the wording and usernane
Koios 30
You need to take some time and seriously consider your relationship with your dad. Incredibly messed up situation you're in
d3rpb0t 10
Damn... that's ****** up. Even more if the dad is still married.
RichardPencil 32
The good news is you’re going to have a quarter-son! Trust me, I’m a math whiz.
ChromoTec 24
No, you have it all wrong. It will be his brother, along with being a half-brother, which will make him 150% brother.
pjsr 33
Math whiz and English idiot
RichardPencil 32
Jerk! I’m not an English idiot — I’m an American idiot. USA! USA! USA!
Amber Rutledge 11
😂😂😂
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
So does that mean the baby is your quarter-brother...or half-nephew?
isbtif8402 10
I think it means the baby is his half-brother because his girlfriend was cheating on him with his dad.
MrGarrett26 11
no it IS going to be his half brother/sister
Spiritbird 17
Oh my god..that's beyond ****** up..
childlessmother 16
At least she kept it in the family?
John Nemeth 14
Well now.. awkward moments incoming....
RedWolf16 21
Uhhh... I feel so sorry for you and your mother.
thatslifeiguess7 16
JERRY JERRY!!!!!