fledermausi
Budapest, Hungary
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
gimmeasalad
Walnut Creek, United States
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Brinty
Australia
Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
A-64
Brussels, Belgium
Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Anonymous
Lidk?ping, Sweden
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
megomania
United States
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, Canada
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
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airforce987 20
I suppose this isn't the time to say, "well that's a fishy situation"...
Christina6 11
I feel bad for your fish.
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Comments (193)
airforce987 20
I suppose this isn't the time to say, "well that's a fishy situation"...
blcksocks 19
No, it's not :) And neither is "that's a shitty situation"
OriginalimoaN 15
It could be a turtle, snake, or other non-fishy tank creatures so you never know
olpally 33
#1 beat you by a minute :/
olpally 33
Sorry.. That was meant for #9, FML stupid lag :(
MelissaHope1986 8
This has nothing to do with the fml but you look so much like one of the bouncers where I work
Harpy20 24
OP: "oh hunny, you're home. Nothing to see here. Just dropping the kiddies off at the pool..."
evilplatypus 39
17 - Snakes generally don't go in an AQUArium. They go in a terrarium.
6tori6 5
so basically he was ******** in your fishtank? >.>
kyarush 10
I love your photo..... Lol
MelissaHope1986 8
I should specify I mean ol pally I suppose
MelissaHope1986 8
I should specify I mean ol pally looks lik a guy I work with almost identical it's kinda creepy
olpally 33
Oh gosh... I feel so honored, haha :D
KMtheDrummer 6
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go...
ZX6Rninja 0
31, 113, 115 nobody cares.
ThisIsMyReign 4
I would have loved to here his explanation on why he did it. OP - "What the ****! Did you really shit in the fish tank!?!? Idiot - "Uhh...looks like it." OP - "Why?" Idiot - "Making things interesting." :)
Fatlove74 6
I guess this gives a whole new meaning to the term "floaters in the tank"
xSundae 6
I apologize for thread jacking, I know it's wrong. Maybe she should learn that the toilet bowl isn't a fish tank.
Roflsauruz 12
168- huh..? :/ I'm pretty sure you're still on-topic. Lame, and incorrect, yet on-topic.
carilandaohyeah 4
Lmfao. Make him clean it out!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Who even thinks of something like this? "Oh, I'm bored...I'm gonna go shit in the fishtank now." What the ****?
ilovesuju 10
She should make him swim in his own shit, like it's so fun for the poor fish.
PROdigy81 4
I'm guessing that he thinks or found out she's cheating If she was, YDI If not, he's an ass
raaawwwrrZ 8
At least it wasn't your purse
shjenn 7
that's actually the most disgusting thing ever... and if she was cheating... nice way of getting back? like wtf lmao
spacemanspiff78 7
I'd love to hear what his plan was. Blame the fish?
doctorhook86 25
Not funny and not cool. Why hurt the fish?
IndyJustin 4
Feeding time!!!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Pfft. Some fish eat their own shit anyway. This is just an all you can eat buffet.
madamazinDana45 6
Lmfao
zachherbert 10
146- Don't you just hate it when you laugh so hard, your ass just falls off?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Then Kim Kardashian (sp?) and Nicki Minaj steal the fallen asses to add to theirs.
riax 9
Dear lord! they don't need anymore for their collection! :/
Kajol123 5
Have fun cleaning the fish tank :(
Hiimhaileypotter 53
**** no, OP; don't clean it yourself. Make your dumbass boyfriend do it.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Also, has anyone thought about HOW he managed to do this? He would have to be sitting on the counter/on a ladder if it's a free-standing tank... Personally, I'm picturing him on the kitchen counter bent over the fishtank. :|
Roflsauruz 12
169, I'm picturing him balancing on the edge of a kitchen chair, with his ass hanging over the fish tank (medium-sized, rectangular tank, resting on a dresser/tall table or display..?). One false move, and.......... Well, I don't really think I'd want to imagine what comes next. :x
Calyx_fml 22
This is a job for aquaman!
olpally 33
I don't think aquaman could handle this shit...
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Sounds like more of a job for a hazmat team.
YoungMisfit 9
Aquaman sucks! He sucks under water.
hurrican_fml 0
So no justice for this crime then?
riax 9
scoop the shit out of the tank and dump it on his head. And then dump his smelly ass. Justice done.
Christina6 11
I feel bad for your fish.
olpally 33
41- I disliked your comment because you look like Justin bieber in your profile pic...
GVirdi 11
41 no need to get mad because 6 has a better profile pic than you And I disliked because I hate your "singing"
hatesfate 6
41 - since you opened that door, you realize your girlfriend in that pic is likely going to leave you for another woman since you look like a manly lesbian, right?
XxHoPPoxX 8
Pics or it didn't happen...
Pixiewolfe 46
Sea water is full of pee anyway..
allie2590 31
What a shitty thing to do to your fish.
GVirdi 11
To or on?
allie2590 31
Both.
lilemmy55 10
That momment when people try to be funny but its just annoying.
AzzieC 12
That's a very fishy situation
BitchPlease18 6
Way to rip off #1
Gregory607 1
It was 1 minute he didn't rip it off I'm sure
Jordan740 6
Empty your bowels on his chest.
Jordan740 6
18 - True, although where I'm from that's known as a Cleveland steamer
GVirdi 11
Where I'm from, it's known as taking a sh*t on someones chest
perdix 31
#49, don't correct Noor, she's always right. A Boston Pancake is a Cleveland Steamer that's been pressed flat with the buttocks and jizzed upon. Everything I know about this...shit..is from UrbanDictionary.
Llama_Face89 34
97- there's no need to feel ashamed Perdix. We all know you coined the term. :P
DeLpHe3zY 7
I like where this is going
fishboy123 7
must be a crappy aquarium