Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Top comments
MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
SamiGirl19 2
ydi . you dated three years and wouldnt sleep with her? that seems like your fault. just sayin.
bachmed 0
your pathetic and deserve it for not making a move, 3 YEARS? lol sad
Chase250 0
you sure you aimed it?
kamasuttr 0
are u secretly gay? is that why, after 3 years ur a virgin? shit if my girl wanted 2 stay a virgin, I would have cheated on her 2
LexxiLes 3
You have been with her for 3 Years n you haven't had sex with her???! She's horny mannn!!
worksux200 0
um no, only you have been in a relationship for 3 years
momolover1 0
i agree with #342
angelgirlbaby12 0
I couldn't do that bud I would go nuts with out sex why didn't u give it to her it would have never happened if u just banged her
Mortoli 30
Maybe wanted to wait for marriage. Maybe she wanted to "wait" for marriage either way shoulda popped the question sooner.
littlelotte98 3
well at least you know your not the father,right?
oliboi 0
ydi, 3 years n no sex. your fault bro