Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
TodaySuxx 7
Well this is a matter of age... my friend has had a girlfriend for 2 years now and they haven't done it cuz they want to wait for later when they're older. He's 16 at the moment.
Raeser 7
What? 16 is like.. "Old" when it comes to sex
KickItHigh 32
A lot of "I'm a virigin" FMLs lately...XD
muchagente 5
true love wanks
pike1346 3
and your lucky dude. not yours = blessed. tell her and the guy she banged to have fun.
mikaylaraymond 0
maybe she raped you in your sleep!!
mikaylaraymond 0
maybe she raped you in your sleep!!
kraine0712 2
It's really funny how there are all these people saying 'I don't blame her' or 'she had to get it some where'. If the roles were reversed and he got some chick pregnant everyone would be saying he is a scumbag and dump him. She is a **** end of story.
Gherazz 0
kill her, slice her up and mail the parents the body parts.
nickyz85 0
178 that is so true im glad someone has the same opion i do
snakeman0001 1
Ditch the bitch.
tweetbaby14 18
you do realize your comment number is 175 right?
jack_tells_truth 0
you're dating the cheating b*tch, you deserve it. kick her aside and go find a non-cheating chick, the b*tch deserves it