Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
KRS_13 0
how could you go three years dating and still be a virgin? (i may be a virgin but after three years with a guy i'd probably do it. or maybe not. not sure lol im confusing myself)
victo890 11
so she cheated on u ????????!!!!!!!!
krysxkatastrophe 14
The Messiah has returned!!!
e077 15
Well look on the bright side no child support.
allthatremains25 0
she made you wait 3 years?? but she can go screw someone else? woww. she's a whoree
decidedlyvague 11
3 years and you were still a virgin? no wonder. Not all people want to wait until they get married and she obviously wasn't one of them, but still, fyl op. You don't deserve that, but I figure you should make it clear what kind of relationship you are wanting, unless you guys are 12. then she's just crazy and retarded.
seanpaul84 14
that sucks :(
andyKAMP 0
unless she's doing surrogate work dump her ass
Mikekenny 0
if you are with a girl that long without sex you deserve it
n8tivepride 1
Guesse she got tierd of waitin for u