Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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cuz803 46
That's tough. Guessing by your FML name, you suffer from some injury or condition? Do you have something like pectus excavatum? Maybe get that looked at. Exercises like push ups and bench presses can give you a bigger and better looking chest. And definitely move on and find someone more accepting.
Blimey14orangelizards 10
Ignore the comments about corrective surgeries etc. You don't need to do that. Be proud of who you are and find someone who is.more suited for you and appreciates everything that makes you unique.
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cuz803 46
That's tough. Guessing by your FML name, you suffer from some injury or condition? Do you have something like pectus excavatum? Maybe get that looked at. Exercises like push ups and bench presses can give you a bigger and better looking chest. And definitely move on and find someone more accepting.
Gubbon 17
Read the FML title!
Brightside86 31
Yikes, If it's that bad I'm surprised you haven't just gotten corrective surgery and be done with it.
Blimey14orangelizards 10
Ignore the comments about corrective surgeries etc. You don't need to do that. Be proud of who you are and find someone who is.more suited for you and appreciates everything that makes you unique.
rpy13 13
That is horrible. My son has one also, and it’s very pronounced. And ignore the comments to “just get surgery” and be “done”, that’s asinine. Ironically, my son was a competitive swimmer and was naked from the waist up all the time. People looked and pointed, but he just got used to it. We don’t even see it anymore. He’s in the Navy now and was 1/2 naked all thru his basic training, in the communal showers with his platoon, etc, and no one said a word. He’s 6’ 2” and so handsome, no girl will care. The right girl won’t care in your case either, hang in there.
RichardPencil 32
Get a manboob job.
Gubbon 17
How ignorant can someone get?
cyberbytli 1
I’m so sorry you had to deal with this. I’ve suffered from having one my entire life, and I know how self conscious it can make one feel. Surgery is a huge deal, so please don’t listen to those who say it flippantly. It may help to talk to a counselor or therapist about your feelings, because you may have body dysmorphia as a result.
mrskennedy 3
my hubby has marfans syndrome and the sunken chest is a part of it. I love his personal bowl haha. you'll find someone who won't even notice it!