Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my parents disowned me because I threw out my wife and son after I found out that the kid wasn't mine. According to them, I'm a "heartless asshole." FML
Today, I found out I will always come in second to my new husband's alcoholic parents. FML
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
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Top comments
Bakarra 22
From a fellow bastard, you are not alone OP, you are not alone.
Marmarfarfar 25
Well technically it doesn't. Not your fault OP.
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Comments (77)
Marmarfarfar 25
Well technically it doesn't. Not your fault OP.
Bakarra 22
I don't see why it would be such a big deal, it's not something OP can change so she shouldn't get caught up on it
Ashamed_Sister 60
Right, it doesn't. But it's still depressing to hear it from mom.
Ambient25 25
OP should have just corrected her with "Don't you mean a son of a bitch?"
Bakarra 22
From a fellow bastard, you are not alone OP, you are not alone.
EVnIAS 13
I am not alone! I can stop feeling sad now?
happylawyer 16
#18 Yes, you can. Indeed, you should!
darkmis1 18
From another bastard, no you aren't. We bastards gotta stick together!
RedPillSucks 33
Some of you may even become doctors...
KhaleesiDannie 26
or Night Commander of the Nights Watch
whY402Jay 12
Hey, most of the world is full of them. Just strive to be the best you can be and get past the bullshit in life.
chanellgymnast 17
The world is full of bastards. You're not alone.
icemand90 17
nice double entendre :)
hama806 19
At least she didn't call him "fat bastard" Muhamuha
elephantsarecute 16
If the couple can raise a child properly, why should it matter whether they were married or not when the kid was born? Don't worry about it OP, there's nothing wrong with you.
mmizbbz210 13
if more people in this world thought more like this we would have alot less dumbass parents..
chuckcloninger 12
From the comment her mother made (while shitfaced at her own wedding) do you think she was capable of raising a child properly?
elephantsarecute 16
58- Maybe OP's mom isn't a good mother, but I'm not saying she is. My point is that just because a child is a bastard doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the child.
sirpantselot 22
Didn't realise Chris Broussard was on FML.
Slaught000 9
You get it from your mother.
thatgirlinoregon 21
And apparently she's choosing to BE a bastard!
woainishamu 21
Being born a bastard is fine. You're already here on Earth and it won't change that.
Krill97 19
#11 try telling that to Robert Baratheons kids
grahmagog 14
Some epic words of comfort there