Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
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Top comments
cc_the_beast 6
Eh, **** em, there's no rules to dancing. Go get em!
donnasd 0
Just shake your ass helps for me lol
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Comments (145)
cc_the_beast 6
Eh, **** em, there's no rules to dancing. Go get em!
Yngve_fml 9
Everything is allowed if you shuffle like crazy!
wintamint101 7
what kind of dancing were you attempting to do?
eshhayz 0
YDI for going to the party, you shoulda stayed home and planned terrorist attacks lol .
Yngve_fml 9
That's horrible.
eshhayz 0
lol stfu 14 yr old go play with your colored crayons
andy_l 14
The only way you can really have fun is when you stir up trouble. So let them stare and talk about you ... life's too short.
Kyzahhh 7
The sprinkler never fails to please a crowd
ilovepoppa 0
Colored crayons? Lol... Last time I checked all crayons were colored.. ;p
cc_the_beast 6
22-go stir shit and shuffle elsewhere Dirty fucken lads...
slitherbomb 0
They weren't whispering about your dancing, they were muttering anti-Semitic remarks.
YoTengoTomatoes 7
-10 I have a feeling he was dancing like Carlton from Fresh Prince :/
DaySetsFire 2
Back in my day we called it the boogy
tatababe 1
They were giggling and staring becaused they loved the way you shake your ass go ahead and give them some thing to talk about
alexistheboss365 0
Wtf is the matter with you are u al queda ???? And op u shouldn't care dancing is a way too express yourself ;)
eshhayz 0
It's Al Qaeda you moron .
cc_the_beast 6
Aww yeh yeh eshays lad!
bitchesbecrazy2 4
all crayons are colored.... if you find one that's not I'd love to see it
everyday_normal_ 0
31- last time I check black and white arn't colors
zachherbert 10
106, stop pouring your apple juice in captain Morgan bottles to look bad ass. No, no you do not have any captain in you
xmidnightxlonerx 12
No white is the absence of color
donnasd 0
Just shake your ass helps for me lol
urdirtyolduncle 15
Sounds like Elaine from Seinfeld.
howdmynosego 12
I'm sorry op
Cereal_Is_Good 5
And THAT, dear children, is why the Truffle Shuffle is not to be utilized in public.
sherryl_fml 0
There would have been more stares and whispers if an 80 year old was break dancing!
roxysoxy 0
nice dp, bit dated?
donnasd 0
Your retarded
roxysoxy 0
your face is
ImmaB3AST 7
I think this post is just like your profile pic.
HenryFBP 0
Commenter, your avatar tells the truth
TheCurlyTheory 0
109, so does yours.
roxysoxy 0
haha yeh fair call!
BooGhosted 0
Wha?
jedielf 23
They should have just cheered you on. But they did the opposite, so they can get ****** if you ask me. GET OUT THERE AND DANCE! :D
cBlackout 13
It's not for everyone I guess
SherryA 15
Well I wouldn't let that stop me from dancing. I love dancing like an idiot when I'm in the mood for it... And I don't give a damn if people are making fun of me or not. Keeeeeep on dancinnn'!
ifknh8usernames 7
etc* and people who just HAVE no common sense. Thought I'd help you out there with your profile info.
chickenwalrus 14
I'd say "an FML" instead of "a FML", too.
themayoking777 1
Will you marry me??
HannahLouise96 13
Just dance, gonna be okay.....
andy_l 14
Just dance, spin that record babe ...
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Da da doo doo just dance gonna be okay Da da da dance, dance, dance just ju ju just dance.
andy_l 14
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth, oh oh oh-oh.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
How'd I turn my shirt inside out (inside out, right)
mea_iloveskiing 26
Control your poison babe, roses have thorns they say :)
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
We are getting hosed* tonight. Oh oh oh-oh *Wait, is it hosed or hoes???
TheCurlyTheory 0
What's going on, on the floor? I love this record but I can't see straight anymore.
SoSickWithIt 14
"Live like theres no tomorrow, Work like you don't need the money, Dance like nobodies watching." :) I too am only good at certain dances, and I suck at others.
sweet_candy_ 17
if you're having fun who cares about them.
sxe_beast 11
Exactly. Don't give up on dancing in public. Just learn how to dance better. Its not hard. Watch videos, play dancing games, ask your friends, take classes, etc... Dancing is super fun. Just enjoy yourself. I hate when people refuse to dance because they "suck at it". I would rather dance with someone who sucks at dancing than them standing around awkwardly or sitting down somewhere. =D