ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
lbailey32
Seneca Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Anonymous
Estonia
Major red flag
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Anonymous
Melted
Today, I found one of my boyfriend's earbuds in the dryer. He's gonna be pissed. FML
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maplebaby 0
your boyfriend is a douche.
pepsie_fml 0
eat the cookie as pay back
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Comments (124)
Muhare 0
your boyfriend owes you a new iPod (music included)
FCChelsea 3
if it was a sugar cookie, its worth it
FCChelsea 3
If it was a sugar cookie, it was worth it
yourlifesfucked 0
how stupid is the OP, honestly. give the guy money for the cookie and call the cops if he doesnt give the iPod back. grow a pair FFS.
piemasterp 8
um unless the op is gay, they probably wont be able to gets some balls
yourlifesfucked 0
i know op is a girl. i tell everyone to grow a pair when they are acting like huge gaping vaginas.
antwon86 4
How gaping?
dsegui4 0
wow that person must have been reallyyyyyy hungry...!!
Lewnna 0
I guess you don't understand what food means to guys, then.
Person1233 13
Today, I have a boyfriend in kindergarten. FML.
katiedoll6 7
Hahaha
Person1233 13
Today, I have a boyfriend in kindergarten. FML. /facepalm
xosKsxo 0
cool boyfriend you got?
chrislegend 0
stealing a cookie is not in the realm of douchebagery...