ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
lbailey32
Seneca Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Anonymous
Estonia
Major red flag
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Anonymous
Melted
Today, I found one of my boyfriend's earbuds in the dryer. He's gonna be pissed. FML
Top comments
maplebaby 0
your boyfriend is a douche.
pepsie_fml 0
eat the cookie as pay back
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Comments (124)
lifeisdabestsome 0
why is he giving you revenge if he stole the cookie from someone else. please clarify
comrade500 0
YDI for dating a burglar
lostfaithinpppl 19
Exactly!
YOUbeTROLLIN 0
simple solution, steal the cookie from your boyfriend and slap him with it....
jetpackzach 5
how r u posting this without an iPod?
iwadasn 33
Uh...because she has a computer?
xHabsfanx 0
Well OP could have posted it on the fml website using a computer.
xHabsfanx 0
Well what kind of iPod was it?
gummiworms 0
oh woww. WTF !
Giorgio272 2
dang girl stand up and represent if your man is gonna steal like a poor hobo smack him upside the head. get him down on all fours and spank him crazy girl. then force him to eat you out while you screaming and listening to J Lo. M Hmm.
chickenwings907 0
gettin off on your own FML comments i see... well... have fun ay?
wierdo16 0
Tell your boyfriend to steal your iPod back of dump him lmfao.
SAYwhatFML 0
Make him some hot, fresh cookies ;)
stainglassvtv 0
ipod is way better den cookie... wait wat kinda cookie?