ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
lbailey32
Seneca Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Anonymous
Estonia
Major red flag
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Anonymous
Melted
Today, I found one of my boyfriend's earbuds in the dryer. He's gonna be pissed. FML
Top comments
maplebaby 0
your boyfriend is a douche.
pepsie_fml 0
eat the cookie as pay back
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Comments (124)
pepsie_fml 0
eat the cookie as pay back
shivam1212 0
oh I get it
thor89 0
A cookie is equall to an iPod BIATCHhhhhhh
Diannaa 0
You are all making me very hungry. Stop making me hungry before I eat you all :)
relyo 0
I can tell no one's stolen any cookies from you in years.
DaniLupin 0
I agree. Eat the cookie.. if you're five. if not shame on you for dating a five year old.
DeeBizz 0
how you let someone steal you iPod . irresponsible .
WHODATNATION 0
dump him for the other guy
ImaginaryFoe 1
You obviously know who did it so go get it back. Then eat the cookie.
strandedinalimo 0
I sure do like cookies, and my iPod. I wonder which one I like more...
reyemrein 0
Well now you have to one up him... steal his virginity?
ktbird 0
I agree with #18. Why was your iPod somewhere it could be stolen? My iPhone never leaves my pocket... unless he stole it from you by force, in which case he should get his ass kicked. Actually he deserves a beat down anyway.
Dwight_A_R_Manag 0
How old are you that someone cries about a stolen cookie and you get you iPod stolen by said cry baby.
ydiftw 0
Well...... Cookie>ipod duh
schnitzel5 0
or maybe start acting like the cookie is an iPod and plug earbuds into it and act like ur listening to music or playing games on it, then he will envy the cookie and trade back the iPod for the cookie
SomeonethingStup 0
There is only one solution to this: you need to steal that guy's girlfriend.
M4V3R1CKR13 0
scientist have proven that cookies are greater then an ipod
Yee12 0
YDI for knowing people
Fatalally 4
I think you should kick his ass...take back your iPod by force... then when it's all over, eat the cookie infront of his face haha.
Sterenoa 0
Bite his penis off? Actually just steal his virginity with nasty strap on butt secks!
WhatANoob 0
I have a question. I think people may have misread it. the guy who's not her boyfriend stole her iPod.
captainmarshall1 0
haha nice 55. but i hate it when people say earbuds, instead of saying headphones. just sounds weird to me...
mrmystery96 0
hehe... you failed. wanna' cookie?
MissKelly8D 0
i totally agree with 55.
I_lost_the_game 25
Why is everyone saying "Steal their boyfriend"? First off, they are boyfriend and girlfriend. Second, the girlfriend is the one writing the FML, and it said nothing about the boyfriend having a boyfriend!
kimberlymhm 0
Why?
pepsie_fml 0
just cause
deliciouscake 3
what the ****. The only words that can make sense.
jdub28 0
cookie is a synonym for virginity; so dude is justified in taking the iPod.
maplebaby 0
your boyfriend is a douche.
Philosophic 0
In Soviet Russia, iPod steals cookie.
relyo 0
1985 called. It wants it's joke back.
jdub28 0
it's actually sad that 1985 is being used to represent something old. even more sad when you consider most of the people that post weren't alive in '85...
benen 0
haha that's like when my mom called my dad fat then he called me ugly
bethanysaccount 0
your boyfriend is obviously immature for stealing a cookie so break up with him then steal his ipod
BUHLAWFOOLxD 0
If he has an iPod o.O either way eat the cookie!! XD
I_Love_FML12345 3
her boyfriend stole the cookie so bye the time he stole her ipod the cookie was disolved bye the bf's stomach acids and it will be coming back very soon 8D!!!
yuop77 0
lol... h
R3kli3 10
time to get a new bf
R3kli3 10
wow hes stupid
dvd175 5
NEVER mess with a man and his cookie
SCARYMUSIC 0
XD hahahahahahahahah owned by the old dbag up front XD
invis 0
Go become an hero.
VanessaVander 2
what a stupid fricken boyfriend