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Mr Boston, USA 28 years-old Single

Katherine 13 February 2012, 21:23 United States

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

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hatinthelife 18 February 2012, 06:34 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Over and out

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

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mandy_2480 19 February 2012, 02:08 China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

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