Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Major red flag
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Melted
Today, I found one of my boyfriend's earbuds in the dryer. He's gonna be pissed. FML
Top comments
maplebaby 0
your boyfriend is a douche.
pepsie_fml 0
eat the cookie as pay back
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Comments (124)
D11Churchkill 8
**** r u dating 6 yr old
morenita_chula 0
Lol (: - That Sucks Though ; Make your boyfriend buy you a new iPod .
yusaku02 20
YDI for buying apple products
chrisg2001 3
whomp whomp lol. fyl. :)
Danielle2555 0
aren't you on it now though...? lol but that does stink lol
kbt13 0
The cookie monster's long lost child
yellowpablo 21
Use find my iPod
gilbertclarence 9
how is this a fml?