ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
lbailey32
Seneca Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Anonymous
Estonia
Major red flag
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Anonymous
Melted
Today, I found one of my boyfriend's earbuds in the dryer. He's gonna be pissed. FML
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maplebaby 0
your boyfriend is a douche.
pepsie_fml 0
eat the cookie as pay back
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Comments (124)
kronikor 0
lol ur a fail if u can't keep someone from stealing an iPod just put in it pocket gg qq pew pew laser owns wins 1-0....nub tool
Batman4890 0
no that was a fail....
ajo1999 0
this doesn't make any sense
blastvortex 4
Maybe if you weren't dating a thieving dumbass, it wouldn't have happened?
EveryDayJackAss 0
cookie>iPod anyday
mugiwara_fml 0
And now you've kidnapped his sister. And this will never end... :o)
Emmmmm55 0
I don't get it did he steal ur cookie?
Cabz2018 0
why would he steal "Your"...your br is the one who took the dang cookie.
serenaaaa_fml 0
YDI for going out with tht guy. who steals peoples cookies?!
J0gby 0
find a new bf who doesn't act like a 5 year old
megamandude455 10
how the **** does stealing a $50-$100 iPod justify STEALING A GODDAMN COOKIE!!??kick that ************'s ass!!