Today, I have a massive pimple right next to my eye. I can't even blink without hurting myself. There's also one on my thigh, so I can't move or sit down without hurting myself. And there's one below my armpit, so I can't move my arms without hurting myself. All I can say is, "Why me?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
Today, on this edition of me getting pimples in painful or uncomfortable places, I got a huge one on the side of my neck. I never thought that simply turning my head would be such a horrendously painful task. Also, the afflicted area of my neck suddenly itches like crazy. FML
Today, I have a new scar on my chin, which is still very sensitive to pressure. So, naturally, my body considers this the perfect spot for growing what feels like the world’s biggest pimple. FML
Today, I woke up with a big and very painful pimple on the inside of my butt cheek. Because of my Crohn's disease decided to flare up at the same time, my 3 trips to the bathroom at work were only tolerable because I didn't have to deal with rude customers yelling at me for situations I have no control over. FML
Today, I discovered that, while not exactly probable, you can get pimples on your eyes that are only visible when you close said eye. I get them in all sorts of weird and uncomfortable places, but this takes the cake. How is that even possible? FML
Today, I have a massive boil on my genitals. I can't move, sit, or do anything without it flaring up. It's basically a constant dull pain on my nuts that gets worse when I move. No, I do not have genital warts, I just have horrible skin problems. This isn't the first time it's happened, either. FML
Today, my left eye is bright red and painful. Also, I have pimples all over my genitals. Spoiler alert: it's herpes. The eye? A bacterial eye infection. Welcome to a week of pain. FML
Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML
Today, I have really painful pimples on my upper lip. I'm a professional trombonist, and every note causes excruciating pain. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
I suggest seeing a doctor, it might be something other than just pimples…
Brightside86 31
Try washing your sheets more and showering before bed, more effective than any otc treatment.
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Brightside86 31
Try washing your sheets more and showering before bed, more effective than any otc treatment.
Chazzster 32
I suggest seeing a doctor, it might be something other than just pimples…
Yudith 28
Embrace the pain. Wash and dry your hands, then pop the annoying things. People might tell you that this will infect your zits even more, but at least, you will be able to sit, walk, move your arm, or blink all you want.
Marcella1016 32
Man, we really take blinking all we want for granted 😂😂
RichardPencil 32
Paging Dr. Pimple-Popper, stat!
Vesi 30
Those might actually be subcutaneous cysts. You really should see a doctor about them. I get them too and they are miserable.
MorganHex 28
I have adult acne, and I have found that food grade rosemary oil is great for pimples. it is antibacterial, it doesn't make me oily, it dries the pimple out without drying my skin out. Everyone iv recommended it to has said it's done wonders. hope this helps.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Pop them. Problem solved.