Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
f'ed_over
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
sumi
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
alaina2001
Massillon, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
I warned him
Marietta, United States
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
SezzyJ
Australia
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Maybe you shouldn't have been ******* your boyfriend's iPod.
krez 20
Why were you dating an iTard anyway?
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Comments (166)
RavenNight 0
wow hes an idiot. u didnt lose much so dnt grieve over it
Kenjikai 5
I gotta agree if left you because of an app then he doesn't have a mind of his own and isn't worth keeping.
Tayzz123 0
we got the same bday! woo!
sheribb 5
best thing that happened to you sweetie!
scooterdude720 19
That awkward moment when his iPod app is a video camera.
keegan23 4
That is really sad.
DocBastard 40
Maybe you shouldn't have been ******* your boyfriend's iPod.
comepoopwithme 0
then your cheating on him... the apps never lie
oliver86 8
set to vibrate
KorosuKazoku 0
iPods don't have a vibrate feature unless you blare a song with some pretty extreme bass.
taytay6510 6
haha I can't even look at your picture :0 it's nasty ;)
oliver86 8
I was thinking of iPhone,my mistake
MzKylz 0
iPod's DO have vibrate.. iPod touch does..
oliver86 8
iPod touch does not, I am posting from one right now
MaiDeath 0
Haha!
T9FTW 20
iPod TOUCH! HAHAHAH- No.
CreateZ 0
I think there's an app for that...
Privations_fml 0
The iPod is smarter than you anyway. I bet you can't do all the complex mathematical calculations that it can. Trust the damn thing for once.
manzanita2121 6
Go Huskies!!!!
krez 20
Why were you dating an iTard anyway?
Juliaa15 6
LOLOLOLONOLOLOL. I PEED MI PANTZ.
Withired_Away 0
^ so much you forgot how to spell? and what's with all the app FML's lately
Juliaa15 6
Feed me.
Doortje 30
Either he's an incredible idiot for believing that or an ass who doesn't care enough to tell you the real reason. Either way I'd say you're lucky to be rid of him.
hemz_fml 13
I agree girls dont notice that when guys break up with them while using stupid excuses it means that they don't want to date the girl and could think of a reason why
hippyj12 0
U guys are probably really young
Tanya33 1
A loser like that deserves to be single.
xoxrita 0
Agreeed. Noone does that because an app told them!
Skyblu10 10
Well, apparently he did. Derp.
obtusian 7
When you are dating someone capable of making that decision it is your fault.
aardvarkish 17
14, You just never know. People do 180's and break your heart for totally false reasons. It can happen to ANY one. If I were you, I'd brace myself now...