ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
lbailey32
Seneca Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Anonymous
Estonia
Major red flag
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Anonymous
Melted
Today, I found one of my boyfriend's earbuds in the dryer. He's gonna be pissed. FML
Top comments
maplebaby 0
your boyfriend is a douche.
pepsie_fml 0
eat the cookie as pay back
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Comments (124)
Randomxnp 10
Errrrmmmm ... so you called the police and had this guy arrested, I take it. No?, then YDI
allard 14
If you've learnt anything from this FML it's: Don't **** with a man and his cookie.
BUHLAWFOOLxD 0
So true, especially the ones with the little M
giannee 0
i'll never **** with a man and his cookie ever again.
Fedor_is_KING 0
You can **** a man and involve cookies if you want though. I love cookies.
adrianna4ever 0
@ 48 haha nice
woofis 0
you know who did it bust his ass!
Nakedsquirrel 5
Was it a double chocolate chip cookie? A snickerdoodle? A peanut butter cookie with a hershey kiss in it? There are some cookies you do not **** with. Especially if they were homemade.
jebby011 0
snickerdoodles whe wernt messing with the plural , just one snickerdoodle
yeahreally 6
And the moral of the story is don't steal peoples cookies or they get revenged 100x over. lmfaoo
Olympian94 0
I like thin girls...
jonny2x4 0
Is your boyfriend bisexual? "Stealing a guy's cookie" sounds like code for gay sex.
piemasterp 8
lol
youngbutwise15 5
Jonny, that indeed does sound like a code for gay sex. Guy 1: Hey dude, you see that hot guy over there? Cuy 2: Yeah, so? Guy 1: Wanna go get him drunk and steal his cookie Guy 2: **** YEAH *I so call copyright if a entry on urbanictionary comes up for stealing his cookie, if it doesn't already exist. Jonny can have it too....*
xHabsfanx 0
rofl this ^
ikickyourbutt 9
56- Win :). That made my day ?
mkylem 0
Wow... You boyfriend should have beat the crap out of him.
abacus203 0
i completly agree with #33...and sucks to be you
strandedinalimo 0
Shut up OP you live in Florida, therefore when the time comes you can easily go to the Harry Potter theme park!! :( hahaha
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
to me this really doent make ANY sense!!
lifeisdabestsome 0
me too. I don't know why he needs revenge on the gf. she wasn't even involved in the situation yet her iPod is being stolen. what??????????????