Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML
Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML
Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
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NGM_47 0
Clean it up with Orbit white!....FABULOUS! For a good, clean feeling, no matter what!
Sfugius 0
...why was your mouth open again...?
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Comments (92)
FernandoTorres_fml 0
No better way to clench your thirst than that.
scarletdragonfly 5
Tasty!
scarletdragonfly 5
Haha! At first I thought it said, "hit a poodle" instead of, "hit a pothole".
missey_jey 0
no you dont understand, this tire hunted marry down! lol this reminded me of dane cook
FernandoTorres_fml 0
erjaguam?
tweetbaby14 18
why were you driving with your mouth open in the first place?
Intoxicunt 6
Lmao, snickerdoodles. Very good.
FMyLifeCereal 0
Sounds like Tiger Woods' dream neighborhood sply.
woofis 0
that sucks
christianm791 0
lol
sugarbabyxoxo 2
I meant snickerdoodles lol
sugarbabyxoxo 2
WTF is going on I don't know where my other comment went, so snickerdoodles is what I meant not "snickerdoodled"
ThuhBoss 0
I bet you swallowed.
UberFail79 0
Well, the OP DID get Snickerdoodled...
chrislegend 0
err...quench
1sh4ggedURm0m 0
lol
NoDeath 0
That's right drink it I bet it tasted like shjt
Yee12 0
WTF is anti flood protection?
Yee12 0
it
Olympian94 0
I R.E.A.L.L.Y. would like to slap Snick square in the face. Sorry, someone had to say it.
Fatalally 4
Lmao like #1 said, why was his mouth open?* Oh what a nice day, drops mouth open and sticks his head the window* lol
Yee12 0
Anti flood protection won't let me be a troll :(
sugarbabyxoxo 2
#55 I don't know but it's annoying
boyguydudemalema 0
snickerdoodle, what an annoying ****. By the way, isn't it spose to be "quench?" just asking
erjaguam 0
lol!
Narelon 12
Settle down there, Hulk.
Sfugius 0
...why was your mouth open again...?
Mahyar 2
PWN LOLLOKOLOLOL
ralphv16 1
way too happy. he shouldve kept his mouth shut.
NGM_47 0
Clean it up with Orbit white!....FABULOUS! For a good, clean feeling, no matter what!
jellybean120 10
you just made me laugh for about a minute! :D
morganmariah 0
haha that's great!
kirbykzoo 0
zang. stole my line
lol_ironic_life 9
lol was thinking the same thing! Why was OPs mouth open anyways?
deathcab7 0
op likes keeping their mouth open at all times. just to be prepared.
foxytrot 0
hahaha!!!!
carolinebeast 0
lmao hahahahaaxD that goes with your picture so well xDD
alyssadapsycho 7
thats wat yu get fo keepin yur windows open
baby_gurly 0
BAHAHAHA! that just made my day. btw. delishh.
PsychoMerk 0
so the other people couldve potentially died and you're tripping about water? 0_o it's not like your seat are made of suede... cuz that'd be stupid -_-
Person1233 13
The OP is your cousin? (cuz)?!?
ZombieBunnies 0
died?!?! ...from a pothole?! that's one helluva pothole!!
morganmariah 0
his seats could be leather. duh.
PsychoMerk 0
I would totally believe that OP was my cousin... I know leather seats can be cleaned quickly and nicely after... Accidents o.o
PsychoMerk 0
and wait... WTF?! I read this over 10x earlier and it said "POLE"!
missey_jey 0
lmao @10 shes saying it would be stupid, like cause thatd be stupid
babygurl17 0
who died?
mmastermetallica 0
your mother. sorry
xoluvinshayxo 0
^^lol ((:
Intoxicunt 6
Oh nooooo. 'Cause I'm a pot hooooole. Soooo. 'Kay, bye!
Person1233 13
I lol'd.
alexandraa_fml 0
#20ftw :)
foxytrot 0
I wuz thinking the same thang!
jsusfreek927 0
hahaha. oh shoot..I got no phone! cuz ima pothooole?sooooooo.... kaybyyyeee!!
hailhail 0
ydi
karina_said 0
ewww. youre one of those people who have thier mouths open for no reason. YDI. keep you mouth closed.
XxBlackamusPrime 5
They could have been yawning?