Anonymous
Melted
Today, I found one of my boyfriend's earbuds in the dryer. He's gonna be pissed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
wtf
Dearborn, United States
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
washed
United States
Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML
HonestlyVirgoHonesty
Moist
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
WTF?
United Kingdom
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
kj1
Draper, United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Tree
So clever. Wow.
Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
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mike3775 39
His fault for not checking his pockets.
core01 30
He should have checked his pockets.
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Comments (11)
core01 30
He should have checked his pockets.
mike3775 39
His fault for not checking his pockets.
tounces7 28
Well, it's not the most complicated of electronic devices, perhaps it survived somehow.
Annies 20
Maybe he won’t be pissed at you specifically?
RichardPencil 32
Yeah, where's the other one?
xxlk4xx 6
he needs to check his pockets before putting his clothes in the wash lol
Yummi_913 18
It'll be fine. My fiancé has put his through the wash more times than I can count and it still works perfectly. At least he's mature enough to know it's his fault and not mine. That's the real fml for you. It's his job to check his pockets, not yours.
ghostinflames 13
I always find the same things over and over and over again.. tool bits and earbuds. Heaven forbide he clean his pockets.🤣
mando 10
I guess that's all he has to offer lol
Nhayaa 21
Well if he get pissed tell him he's a grown man and he can make his own laundry.