Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to use a sex toy on him. Am I in the wrong relationship? FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
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Welshite 40
I hope you pointed angrily at his hand.
chocolatefrog28 29
Tell him he's actually the other man, and you're already in a meaningful relationship with your vibrator but you're willing to be friends with benefits.
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Comments (205)
kdm_km1 19
Isn't it? lol In all seriousness how the heck did he find it so fast? Take care and hide your rabbit better. Or get a BF that doesn't snoop!
reaxion 25
Or better yet, find a man that buys you toys and helps you learn how they work :-)
clrichmond2009 24
17: "lol in all seriousness". yes, he was joking.
Rawr6591 21
she shouldn't have to hide her things but Idk under what circumstances she lives
GirlGamer12345 22
Boys get jealous because it feels better than them
spazz666 18
Honey, if you think a vibrator feels better than sex you need a better sex life.
EpicSquishii 21
I often prefer my vibrator to intercourse. It's quick and easy and doesn't try to cuddle me afterward.
jmcr 27
Eh each to their own i love the after sex cuddling sometimes better than the sex
jwolfe27 10
#37 If you don't like cuddling, there is something seriously wrong with you.
AninOnin 24
Aw, but I love the after sex cuddling!
trulypar 34
#37 I agree, I just wanna do my own thing after. I let him cuddle for a bit though, I know he likes it.
daisylokes 16
I don't like to cuddle, I don't know why, it makes me feel like I can't breathe, and he gets butthurt about that...lol :(
wanted_2_want 40
Probably he knows that he can't compete against it.
ian3866 12
so what's the difference between that and the unspeakable things he does with his hand? was he insecure about not being able to size up?
Nonibird 6
What?! On what the hell planet is you touching your body anybody's business or problem? Your body belongs to you, not him or anyone else. I hope you find someone who wants to love you, not own you, OP. Good luck.
Marzell 12
boys are silly sometimes... That being said a real man shouldn't be intimidated by a toy. (That would be like us feeling insecure of their hand. Lol) Hell, my husband has always enjoyed buying me toys for when he's not around.... And for when he IS. Maybe your guy will be less insecure if you let him use it on you during foreplay?
illegalbeagle69 23
To OP's boyfriend.. at least it was a toy and not another guy. Dont see how it would be that big of a deal to him. Tell him to keep himself faithful and stop... beating.. the time away when he's bored or you're not around.
ClassyJJZ 9
I would be pretty sassy and say something like, "Well maybe if you pleasured me more, I wouldn't need it." But that's rude...but seriously, WTH? Definitely an FML, using a vibrator isn't cheating...ask him if he's ever watched ****.
Extremist 7
this is why you don't date children.
beyonds 10
So he masturbates which is technically " cheating "