Not a swiftie
Sydney, Australia
Tay-Tay rules
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
ryanlogan
Canada
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
afraid
Subtle threat
Today, my girlfriend has been playing SZA’s "Kill Bill" on repeat all day. I’m starting to get genuinely scared. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Twilightsux
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
tommy
United States
Ed Shitren
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
badsinger
New Zealand
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
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kittycatkelss 29
you’ve got it backwards, she doesn’t play Taylor Swift when she wants you to leave her alone… she wants you to leave her alone while she listens to Taylor Swift! for real though, it’s a new album, let her listen. you’ll be fine.
wrecklesswfire 3
hahaha this is gold!
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kittycatkelss 29
you’ve got it backwards, she doesn’t play Taylor Swift when she wants you to leave her alone… she wants you to leave her alone while she listens to Taylor Swift! for real though, it’s a new album, let her listen. you’ll be fine.
wrecklesswfire 3
hahaha this is gold!