Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
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alex_the_tiger 14
Your dad is awesome
Pancakes017 19
What an... icy... response.
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Comments (114)
Duskf1re 12
Hello
alex_the_tiger 14
Your dad is awesome
lexiieeex3 32
Yeah I really don't see a problem with this... Frozen's the shit.
egc573 40
That it is 63, but all good things in moderation. I had a particular problem with MY sister and Frozen, but not "Let It Go." No, my curse was, "Do you want to build a snowman?"
thefastnfuryass 14
OP should watch 'Unnecessary Censorship: Frozen' you'll end up with singing, "Do you wanna f--k a snowman!"
cometkeeper00 3
She should turn away and slam the door.
DestinyNiya 33
#2 beat me to it, haha. I was going to comment the exact same thing.
1tsmenoah 20
#90 really? Why did you make a useless comment?
hxnnxh 14
Hang in there OP!
TheHolyJuiceBox 5
#94 beat me to it, haha. I was going to comment the exact same thing.
katieemerr 15
OP's dad is a comic genius.
usnwife 18
Loved the movie when it first came out, but now my 3
EpicSquishii 21
"... year old watches it over and over, so I'm quite sick of it at this point."
zandalee 20
... Very hairy toes have got bored ?
Soloman212 28
"... concubines are constantly peeling on my Persian rugs."
Pancakes017 19
What an... icy... response.
OysterPearls 33
I suggest you just give them the cold shoulder, OP.
FlubbaBubba 12
You need to get revenge, OP. You can't just let it slide!
DonkeyTeeth2013 22
The cold never bothered OP anyway
SammyS2012 21
It seems that OP's father has a frozen heart
crazypplun1te 4
You need to "let go" you sister's speaker over a cliff OP. I feel your pain.
1tsmenoah 20
Op can't "hold back anymore."
blueboy154 12
Wow hope for the best, i guess
chance456 9
that's whole movie is dumb plus the song's
blueboy154 12
Then how do u explain all the money it made?
iLike2Teabag 27
#12 How do you explain all the money people like Justin Bieber made (and wasted)?
Mynamewontfi 40
Just because something makes a lot of money, doesn't automatically mean it's good. (With this I don't mean to say the film is good/bad, haven't seen it so I can't judge. But money isn't always a good indication if something is good or bad)
crazypplun1te 4
Ya like crack cocaine isn't a good thing but people make a shit ton of money off it.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Hey now, we all have differing opinions. Let it go, guys.
blueboy154 12
Exactly (saw what u did there)
CloudBustah 20
#23 For the first time in forever, someone on FML tries to defuse the situation.
Jerakl 21
#23 Man, didn't see that one coming.
JACKxRAWR 22
I thought it was a pretty awesome movie.
1tsmenoah 20
#7 I don't like being a grammar nazi especially on FML, but since when do songs show ownership unless it is stated in the sentence
Soloman212 28
With this comment and number 3's, I get the feeling someone's going around taking out anyone who doesn't love Frozen. I personally think it was
OBTrice 15
Dad joke of the year goes to the op's dad
chaosmanfun 7
That headache never bothered you anyway.
extrasnipes 22
Conceal, don't feel
jnanderson 16
Maybe her computer will freeze
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#10 Your profile picture is perfect for your comment.