Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
I'm surprised
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Secretive
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Switch 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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real life problems 26
Fix the mood by finishing it for him?
Chazzster 32
OP - Boyfriend was understandably embarrassed about being found masterbating. Then he tried and turn it around and somehow put some of the “blame” on you - And that’s just stupid. Humans practice “self gratification”. It’s one of those private things most men and women do. It’s not cheating or infidelity. It’s supposed to be private, but some people are careless or just plain dumb and they get caught. Then they are embarrassed.... OP, I don’t think this is a serious issue by itself unless you or boyfriend choose to make it so. On the other hand, if boyfriend is always at home jerking off instead of working or looking for a job that a problem. Or if boyfriend has a habit of trying to make out that girlfriend is at fault for everything that happens then that’s a problem. Or if OP cannot deal with the concept that boyfriend is human and practices self-gratification (discretely and at appropriate times) then that’s a problem.
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Chazzster 32
OP - Boyfriend was understandably embarrassed about being found masterbating. Then he tried and turn it around and somehow put some of the “blame” on you - And that’s just stupid. Humans practice “self gratification”. It’s one of those private things most men and women do. It’s not cheating or infidelity. It’s supposed to be private, but some people are careless or just plain dumb and they get caught. Then they are embarrassed.... OP, I don’t think this is a serious issue by itself unless you or boyfriend choose to make it so. On the other hand, if boyfriend is always at home jerking off instead of working or looking for a job that a problem. Or if boyfriend has a habit of trying to make out that girlfriend is at fault for everything that happens then that’s a problem. Or if OP cannot deal with the concept that boyfriend is human and practices self-gratification (discretely and at appropriate times) then that’s a problem.
skippydoda 32
Sometimes I just want to fly solo. Having someone interrupt is a mood killer.
Chazzster 32
Are you OP’s boyfriend? Do you have a job?
Boyufd 25
Don't you mean cumming home? I'll leave
real life problems 26
Fix the mood by finishing it for him?
tounces7 28
Is he shy and a little overweight?
Davros 12
You should have said "THAT'S NOT RIGHT! Let me show you how it's done''.
anonurmom 12
Kill the mood? That’s a fantasy of mine haha.