Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he's her boyfriend dumbass
whoisthisgirl 4
? I know plenty of guys that straighten their hair. and what kind of relationship are you in that you can't say "I seen you using my hair straightener!" using your underwear is weird but still.
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Comments (258)
ElectricGhost_fml 5
hahahaha
MissBunny25 0
uhm... wow. OP, it's time for you to find a new man.
BWill9014 4
Yeah, you might want to get a new bf lol
TheDrifter 24
A new MAN? Methinks she doesn't have one of those now.
impregnator 0
learn to share
whoisthisgirl 4
? I know plenty of guys that straighten their hair. and what kind of relationship are you in that you can't say "I seen you using my hair straightener!" using your underwear is weird but still.
playboyintown 4
time to gift him a bra :)
playboyintown 4
and tennis balls if needed :)
Grimmerie 31
why is it time for a new boyfriend? apart from him using her things without asking, he's done nothing wrong. op should sit him down and talk to him about her personal property, but make it clear she supports and cares for him. this will be difficult and embarrassing for him and the people who care for him can make it easier. coming to grips with things like gender identity or "unusual" clothing/appearance preferences should not be punished, but encouraged and supported.
impregnator 0
88 wears the wrong underwear too. clearly
mintcar 10
^ Win. There was an underwear thief on campus months ago. He would steal panties from the laundry room from various residential buildings as souvenir. Look on the bright side, at least your boyfriend isn't a pathetic perv?
Autoshot 9
Please note: 88 speaks on behalf of the tranny subculture only.
Jvr91 8
putting on another guys boxers is weird but putting on your girls panties is weirder. OPs BF is OD creepy.
C6Racer 0
April Fools
MyDogTastesBad 0
Your boyfriend is either gay or was just dropped on the head as a child. Either way, that's ****** up.
FMLoverAgain 7
Grimmerie the world will be better for all, if more people have a little of your kindness and knowledge.
sourcherri23xx 0
your boyfriend is wack (at least for stealing ur underwear)
tjv3 10
I don't get the hair straightening being an embarrassing problem. the wearing of your panties would be a very big problem
RawrB3 0
I don't think she needs a new bf she should just talk to him about it ^_^ and he might not be a transsexual he could just be a transvestite I agree he should have asked you about using your stuff first but there is nothin wrong with what he was doing maybe u could buy him his own panties :/ really just talk to him :)
zargon 1
You act as if there'd be anything wrong with transgenderism....
sterlingarcher 1
hahaha 72..win!! lil
sterlingarcher 1
*lol
TheDistractedGuy 5
r u always commenting?
Grimmerie 31
211, thanks! That's encouraging. I'm actually employed by a local business to talk at schools about things like sexuality and gender identity, and it's nice to hear from supportive and understanding people. Slowly but surely, we're making the world a better place.
sterlingarcher 1
243 who are you talking to???
twitch851 9
maybe he is an action transvestite!!! Eddie Izzard
sethars 0
117-I love ur pic X-D
bubble25_fml 5
ok so this is how it went down. the dude is alone at op's house, he sees a pair of her panties, he wonders what the difference between panties and briefs is, he's so bored he dicedes to try them on. girlfriends walks in, awkward moment.
Blak_fml 0
time for a new bf...
iSitt 0
time for a "girl's night out"
MyNameIsBruce 0
I think the boyfriend want a new boyfriend too
ugliness 6
maybe the bf has a cross-dress fetish? anyway the hair straightening is normal
PreludeToADream 0
Yeah, loads of guys straighten their hair. The pants thing is a little odd, purely because putting someone else's underwear on is weird. But there's nothing wrong with a little cross dressing.
tulsafml 0
^ crossdresser. :D nuddin wrong wid it. but um nevermind:D..................
BlondiieBabe 0
hes secreatly stalking u
instnt1nfction 17
he's her boyfriend dumbass
imcutefml 0
lol
mk58 31
Lets just say, you fit the stereotype your username is referring to.
GabbyCharityM 0
WIN! ^
wmsdubstep 6
your name is answer of your idiocy, you're obviously blonde.
bootzilla_fml 0
sounds like he,s a little sweet you might want to trade that in
julayye 0
Yess, he's stalking you...makes A LOT of sense.....especially since he probably lives there.
grollo22 0
Isn't that how things have been done in London for the past 30 years? don't question it OP.
BellaGoBoom 6
You suck.
BugsBunny1 4
Dude... I'm from America and that's STILL coldhearted. Shame on you.
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
Bwhahahha, this made me laugh! Womans underwear feels more comfortable!
therealsuperman 0
It's not like he was trying out your tampons
sourgirl101 29
It certainly changes the meaning of him, "wanting to get into her panties".
froob 0
win ^
sterlingarcher 1
no that would be super weird and uncomfortable...
Hmmm_ok 0
.... lol you're lesbian
alissa_roar 6
My boyfriend straightens his hair all the time.. haha!
RedPillSucks 33
genital hair?
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Exactly, mine too! My boyfriend even has his own hair straightener...
mintcar 10
107, genital hair?
silvic84 0
7 and 107 i would make sure they are boyfriends instead girlfriends
klonopin_ftw 0
75 great reference to an old fml. +1 internets for you.
zoraman5 3
I straighten my hair and I'm a guy? what's wrong with it?
justysgirl 3
someone coming out of the closet?
mhnilo88 0
is he a drag queen??
zombiekitten87 12
that's insulting on so many levels.
Upon_A_Burning_B 0
I straighten my hair -.-
silvic84 0
your hair is NOT cute
chloe2114 4
hey #112's hair is cute! :)
shift_love 13
what's up Pete wentz you douche lol
MissBunny25 0
yes, I am. *opens closet door an walks out* I'm here, bitches!
Evy359 0
I wonder what was he straightening. either way it's gay.
intheboot 0
yeah maybe he has some serious issues or maybe he has a lame haircut and was curious about your panties...
alliewillie 22
agreed.
Grimmerie 31
gender identity has nothing to do with sexuality. neither does the satisfaction this man obviously takes from presenting himself in a more traditionally female manner. my sex is female, but i am genderqueer, meaning i fall all over the scale and am happy to present myself as androgynous. this has no bearing whatsoever on my sexual preferences.
Autoshot 9
91, shut up and stop spreading this filth.
Grimmerie 31
i think it's time for an internet high-five, longing! i personally am happiest when no gender pronouns are used in reference to me.
LunaNstars 0
i love puss in boots and his lil adorable eyeballs:)
zargon 1
Do you have a specific set of non-gendered pronouns that you prefer, or are you happy so long as they're gender-neutral?
Evy359 0
I actually meant that what he is doing is gay, I wasn't talking about his gender. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Evy359 0
...Because I was thinking that either he is straightening his hair or his pubes.
zargon 1
Yes, we understand exactly what you were trying to say. That's the problem. This might (but not necessarily) signal something about the boyfriend's gender identity but it has no bearing whatsoever on his sexual orientation.
Grimmerie 31
zargon, as long as they're gender neutral I'm happy. I've been referred to as zie, sie, hi, or zer. I really prefer my name, but its all relative :)
Jizwold 0
**** people and their weird sexual shit
iDrejer 0
He might have some funny hobbies :P
sailorzoe 14
Aside from wearing panties?