Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents' house instead. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, at work, my vibrator rolled out of my bag so far down the table that I couldn’t catch it, and had to run round the table to grab it by leaning between two of my male coworkers. That vibrator lives under my bed, so the only way it could've got in my work bag would be my boyfriend pranking me. FML
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a vibrator for my birthday. Sounds sweet, right? Then he invited my 10/14-year-old cousins to our house. They surprised me in my room. While I was using it. FML
Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML
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perdix 31
With the note attached: "Why are you fooling with cheap plastic crap that takes AA batteries? Get the stainless-steel Electrodong 5200 that requires 240V, 3-phase AC power. The Advanced G-spot Location Technology is worth it! Love, Mom"
epicwinmaster 0
"its not like you havent touched your moms ****** before" im not sure if that was said as a joke? or wtf...
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Comments (26)
athiest_pope 0
cool parents
bobmandude 0
That is just wrong!
fakepolice 0
I say a smell test is in order... blah
Superawesomestev 0
taste it? maybe mom used it on dad?
TriniRockStar 0
hope they didn't use it
perdix 31
With the note attached: "Why are you fooling with cheap plastic crap that takes AA batteries? Get the stainless-steel Electrodong 5200 that requires 240V, 3-phase AC power. The Advanced G-spot Location Technology is worth it! Love, Mom"
redbluegreen 41
P.S. Cables and the lawn mower are in the garage.
perdix 31
Mom has a diesel-powered generator for back-up, because they don't have a permit from the Electric Co. to use the Electrodong during peak hours. It causes local brownouts.
Asstazztic 8
yea I say you smell that first and have like the CSI ******* do like a black light test on it because your parents probably used it ;) lol
benisajosher 0
Fake.
XaosZaleski 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hm... It's not like you haven't touched your Mom's ****** before. Grow up and wash it with some bleach.
ruben7467 0
well, return it and say it was opened.
aghoogha 0
what color is it? does it have 2 heads?