Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML
Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML
Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
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emikinz 0
I wouldve said, " it was like that when I came in" Or "I was just looking for the janitor"
PeteyPablo12308 20
Actually 13 why don't YOU grow up. This is FML! Not everything is going to be rainbows and candy-canes! If it was, the FMyLife part wouldn't exist.... Calm the **** down or go somewhere else.
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Comments (24)
greenman_fml 0
you should be proud of your man-shit. its not your bosses job to judge you for your mega-*****.
zezjo 3
lmfao^^^^^^^^^^^
Specterk50 0
ya mega-***** are sure fire ways to get a promotion
Timmytwofinger 0
Save a tree, use less paper
teotsi 28
...what?
gislince 0
this kind of things has happened to em before.. but i was at my cousin's place
QueenOfMelodrama 0
Hopefully as he was walking in, you warned him and let him know you were going to get a plunger or find a janitor or something. Even if you weren't. Of course if you said that, you'd have to. But...yeah.
ajh557 22
What kind of asshole leaves it, at least tell someone
emikinz 0
I wouldve said, " it was like that when I came in" Or "I was just looking for the janitor"
nabee26 15
Yeah because that's sooo embarrassing.... And gross.. So your boss would associate you with "gross" and you definitely don't want that!!! Damnnnn FYL
AndrewPsycho 0
Hahahah My brother once took a shit on a cruise and it was clogged the rest of the time. He lied to the guy waitin' in line ;] Hahah its not that bad- try not lyin'- but "stretchin' the truth" Hahah props on big *****
shuttuplily 0
haha just be like "I left a present for you"... (:
thatonedude007 0
You disgusting POS!!!
stewpididiot 11
serves you right. learn to crap at home before you go to work. I hate crapping in public restrooms.
Hopersz 0
Plz tell me why you feel you had to share this with us? Do you really have that much of a LOW LIFE that you have to tell everyone you took a dump at work??? PATHETIC. GROW UP
EnJey0 19
It's an app called FML. People are going to post stories that made them think "fml"