Assumptions
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
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SnowWitney 17
Even if she was seeing your boyfriend, it doesn't give you the right to attack her, psycho.
candleandflame 19
She could have been a relative. Always better to get the full story.
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Comments (91)
truesarrif 33
Bet your face was red. maybe hers too?
Askzombie 14
Perhaps op was the blackmailing girlfriend of the previous post
Keriu 9
Well at least he didn't try to blackmail you with naked pics of her! :) cause.. Y'know.. Doesn't mean he cheated on her. lol
SnowWitney 17
Even if she was seeing your boyfriend, it doesn't give you the right to attack her, psycho.
eddeeezzyy 19
Agreed. Though OP completely deserved it for jumping to conclusions so quickly, at least her actual boyfriend isn't cheating on her.
wonderfulrosie 13
Ugh, dumb girls like OP give the rest of us a bad name. Even if your boyfriend was cheating, why the hell would you get mad at the other women? 9 times out of 10 they are just as clueless as you that there is someone else. OP definitely deserved this one for jumping to conclusion and acting like a psycho. Case closed, bring out the dancing lobsters.
pinkshirtbadman 15
And even if it was the boyfriend's apartment, the first assumption shouldn't be "cheating". She could be a platonic friend, coworker, classmate, sister, cousin, random chick buying drugs from him off of Craigslist, or a girl looking for her boyfriend in the wrong apartment.
candleandflame 19
She could have been a relative. Always better to get the full story.
Norvi 26
She could also have been a friend. Or is OP's bf not allowed to have those?
hannaaaahr 33
Of course not 23! Once you have a girlfriend you're supposed to be cut off from the world and especially from all the girls. Because obviously all girls that have contact with your BF are out to get him. Seriously OP, calm down and get the full story next time, you deserve it.
ArtinHopar 16
You have to be sure before you throw a tantrum.
Trinidad727 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Dam well we all make mistakes!
doit4ah15 10
I feel bad for that guy
TheDrifter 24
It's gonna be a rough week, with a pissed off, bruised up neighbor next door and psychotic OP for a girlfriend. The poor guy would be better off running away and changing his phone number.
leena24 11
Jump the gun much?
tommylover842 23
Someone doesn't trust her boyfriend very much...
WingedApollo 12
Better than the Mayweather fight I bet
CrissyyyS2 22
Betcha feel pretty stupid now. Even if you saw the girl walking out, you shouldn't have jumped to conclusions. Could have been a Aunt, Cousin or even sister?
aimeegoldberg 22
why would she accuse him of cheating with someone who could potentially be his aunt? oy vey
pheebs314 17
My niece is only 3 years younger than me. Being an aunt isn't determined by age.