Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lazy ass
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Bragging
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
I don't owe you anything
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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wvcheesehead1 9
Depends on who you wanted to have it with.
SakataGintoki 9
Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,
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Comments (165)
whatafuckup 14
dump his sorry ass
poccocurantes 7
Ask for it twice in one day and shoot for "Super Freak"!
danieljmurray 3
He just lost his man card.
sugarbear0727 19
Wow... What a weird guy. If my boyfriend is home, there's no possibility that we aren't having sex. And most of the times its a few times a day/night.
Ibeatmyself 3
Wow two nights in a row slow down u Lil freak said no one ever
FuKcMee 32
its times like this a woman needs a man like me lol
Zacham 5
what kind of guy wouldn't want sex everyday?
afallingstar 22
Op's bf and mine apparently.
kurodansei 16
The kind who has a stressful and time consuming daily routine for one example.
icepick23 12
You are a very good woman
B5B0N35 18
well hes must not have the same sex interest as you
mellb_fml 3
Two of my exes had lower drives than I do and that's part of the reason we broke up, it just doesn't work!