Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Lazy ass
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Bragging
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
I don't owe you anything
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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wvcheesehead1 9
Depends on who you wanted to have it with.
SakataGintoki 9
Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,
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Comments (165)
mephistoslayer 9
interesting how we had sex at least 10 times in two days with my gf and none of us complained about it!
nnnope 26
Wait, how many people had sex with your girlfriend?
zandalee 20
37 - show off! ;) 38 - thanks for that. I needed a laugh. :)
Geneside 8
And the sad thing is most people on here is lieng about getting laid XD. Op hope you get the issue resolved. Maybe look into a toy good investment. And like others stated stress or low testosterone. My gf and i had the same problem and stress was the cause
Myo_fml 20
How are we to know that you're not lying as well?
nnnope 26
"most people on here is lieing about getting laid XD" Shit like that makes my brain hurt.
Duceswild99 19
I have the opposite problem with my girlfriend >.<. Trade?
t765234 10
You want to trade your girlfriemd for her boyfriend? I'm not sure she swings that way, bro.
perdix 31
He's just not that into you . . . both figuratively and literally!
elk21dbm 18
Super freak! She's super freakyyy
Metallica36176 16
I want to know when he wants to have sex 2 days in a row, if he thinks he's weird or natural. If not he a sexist ass. "Oh I want sex 24/7 but that's normal but if she wants it twice, she's ******* weird. I mean, that's not right." He needs to shut the hell up and be thankful, there is a.guy that's been trying to convince his girl for months and still didn't get it. But I'm curious...."...second night in a row." Ummmm the real question is HOW MANY TIMES did you do it in that 1 night period? If that is the case then he just might be recovering...either way, Good Job!
sythe511 28
Nymphomaniac! Also, most guys wouldn't mind a girl who wants sex all the time. (usually)
RedPillSucks 33
Until she wears your boner out and starts seeking sex elsewhere. Then we start calling her names.
afallingstar 22
My boyfriend is the same way OP...I thought guys liked a girl who wants it all the time...or at least more than once a week.
t765234 10
*Looks at profile picture* I think the problem might lay in your reading interests.
RedPillSucks 33
You mean BDSM is not sex?
afallingstar 22
Haha the profile pic is a joke...they have the most interesting books at Barnes and Noble
cassyheath 2
Ooooo...
ulissey_fml 22
"give him time to reload": guess I'm not the only person who first thought you meant the second TIME in a row.