Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML
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Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years said that he wants to marry and spend his life with me. But first he wants to go be wild and single for a few years before settling down. Not only does he not see a problem with this, he expects me to wait and be faithful to him while he “gets it out of his system”. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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Top comments
Sinshine 28
That's just weird... Is this some kind of scheme to pressure you into marrying him? Or his way of trying to make you break up with him?
AmbrosiaFan 19
So do you want to marry him or not?
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Comments (16)
Sinshine 28
That's just weird... Is this some kind of scheme to pressure you into marrying him? Or his way of trying to make you break up with him?
RichardPencil 32
Maybe he’s hoping you’ll tighten up a bit in the meantime?
Gubbon 17
That's not how it works.
Aphrodite 20
every night for a YEAR? sheesh
AmbrosiaFan 19
So do you want to marry him or not?
blueknight1st 26
Yeah, he’s got a side piece just so you know.
acmariner99 25
Somebody must have got to him.
Phil 14
My guess is that he's got a little something going on the side.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What changed his mind? A side piece, parents, or the big man upstairs? That's a very fast 180.
zeeba_neighba 10
So, call him on it, and to the courthouse in the morning. Congratulations ❕
Fata Morgana 1029 9
EX-boyfriend. There. I fixed it for you.