Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lazy ass
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Bragging
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
I don't owe you anything
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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wvcheesehead1 9
Depends on who you wanted to have it with.
SakataGintoki 9
Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,
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Comments (165)
davek 36
Inafter over 9000 requests for your phone number.
AngelSpit 18
My husband will frequently turn down sex because he 'has a headache' I've also been told the middle of the day when the kids are awake is no time for sex .... I think I married the wrong man (in my defence this is a recent development, we used to go at it 2-5 times daily before)
zumare 3
That sucks me and my girlfriend have sex every morning , after work , in the shower, and at bedtime. I couldn't live with your life style. FYL
carmel1110 12
Your boyfriend might be gay.
bibixx13 6
dump his butt!
warpedlogic 3
Maybe you should put him into a chastity device then and also make him your cuckold.
LBelle25 9
Umm not okay. Unless there was some sort of valid excuse.. Which I can't think of any at the moment. Does NOT make you a freak sweetie.
KociaQ 30
Either you gave him such a good night that he's still sore, his libido is lower then yours, or he never had a real woman...
Malarkey23 4
Something's wrong with your boy friend
little_star78 13
Kinda makes me wonder what the hell you did to him the first night…