Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
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TheAnon1313 28
Damn. Just lay in bed next to him and **********, I guess. If he says he wants to get involved and sexual that night, tell him no, because you're all tired now from masturbating.
jenninator93 18
Sooo... **********? As long as this doesn't happen all the time it doesn't seem like an issue to me.
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jenninator93 18
Sooo... **********? As long as this doesn't happen all the time it doesn't seem like an issue to me.
tin_cup 27
He does do it all the time, so it is an issue.
ColonelCusswords 24
******* > Flicking
photographer49 22
#24 No ******* < Flicking. OP isn't gonna get any so she doesn't get the option of *******.
ColonelCusswords 24
#49 just cuz I can't ****, doesn't mean I can't be thinking of how better that might be while jerking :) In case this isn't readable, "sorry, I'm pretty baked"
Jonkbaby 23
at least he's honest
tin_cup 27
#27-He spent the whole jerking off
oj101 33
What a jerk.
ColonelCusswords 24
Some people don't see it. But I do ;)
joeyl2008 29
I see it too. 22 put in a hidden camera
TheAnon1313 28
Damn. Just lay in bed next to him and **********, I guess. If he says he wants to get involved and sexual that night, tell him no, because you're all tired now from masturbating.
ThongWarrior 17
Thats the basis of childish thinking, "getting revenge" on loved ones.. Op can be forgiving and her boyfriend maybe won't do it again
lolhailsatan 23
#25 chill, she's basically doing what he did to her, she's not hurting him or anything. He'll live lol
joeyl2008 29
@30 You are correct in saying doing that wouldn't hurt him but it still would be extremely childish thing for her to do. Especially since the guy most likely didn't do this to purposely upset OP. He probably had free time today for whatever reason so he decided to use it to **********. Revenge is a relationship is never good. Unless it is in good humor like if you decide to pelt your bf with water balloons because he threw you in the pool.
Quackadoodledoo 13
The first comment here was quite funny. A big fat yawn to the others who are actually trying to give relationship advice on here.
johncanact 13
Because that's the mature way to handle the situation.
TheRussianNavy 11
Denying a man sex kills him slowly inside...
HonestPie 10
Are you kidding? Rub one out and you're good.
Mike_Oxhard 14
Yeah, playing childish head games ought to sort things out...
ladycoco8 20
The point is that OP's BF shouldn't be jacking off so much because she clearly wants to have sex with him at the end of the day. Maybe one session, but no more than that. He's at fault. I would do the same thing to him. It's not fair to me that he can pleasure himself all day, but as soon as I pleasure myself, I'm wrong and immature.
lurker_no_more 13
No one said it would be wrong for her to **********.. It's the reasoning that she should do it as an act of revenge that's childish.
pokemyeyes 23
Lol I love how all the butthurt males on here are trying to claim its childish. Its not, get over yourself. She has the right to sex just as much as he does and if he denies it to her, she doesnt owe him a thing.
ballislife2324 14
First of all maybe op's boyfriend didn't know she wanted to have sex, maybe she just came home and said ok let's do it or something like that. However the boyfriend has every right to jerk off and so what if the guy saids no once or a few times it does not matter girls usually deny sex all the time to guys, so if it happens once or twice or three times who cares.
ladycoco8 20
Regardless. I wouldn't be okay with that. I would **********, and next time he wants sex after a day at work "sorry I'm too tired". Although I've never denied sex from a boyfriend. Not even once. So... It also depends how long they've been together. There's usually a pattern with sex.
rldostie 19
It's not really in an act of revenge. She clearly was already aroused and ready to go. With his rejection, her only other choice is to **********. Masterbaiting in front of him would be an outlet, probably a bit of a turn on for her, and also serve a point. It's not like she's doing it ONLY to get back at him. It's just one part of the process. Of course, if this was the first time he's done this then I see no reason to reject him if he's suddenly hot and bothered by watching her. Problem solved, he just needed some extra warming up. But if this is a continual problem? Then it certainly would make a statement.
ballislife2324 14
87. Okay I agree with what you say but still you understand what I mean sometimes the guy is just tired and doesn't want to have sex contrary to popular belief it does happen to every guy pretty much. Op shouldn't think too much about especially if this is like the first or second she has nothing to worry about.
snoopy325 23
Yes, sometimes guys are just tired and not in the mood. So how come us women get ripped when we're too tired and not in the mood? I think I have denied my husband sex only a few times since we've been together and it was only because morning sickness from my pregnancy had gotten the better of me when I woke up. It's a two way street, she may deny him if she 'doesn't feel like it'. He is not entitled to her body just as she is not entitled to his.
ballislife2324 14
91, I agree with you. If women don't feel like having sex okay I understand, personally for me I would completely understand I would just ask for a reason and then see if I could make my partner feel better. In addition not every girl and let me put this not every girl but some do deny sex way more than a normal person should. In my opinion a normal person who is an a steady relationship above 18 and in a relationship for at least a yr should be having sex once a week. If you want more well then you want more
TheHcwalker 20
He doesn't need to have sex with her if he doesn't want to
IAmzephyr 22
he sure jerked you around, didn't he?
jacky051 12
No just no
pjsr 33
No, he jerked himself around... a lot
musoboy 22
@8: Yes, yes, oh my god yes!
PANDORUM89 21
That'd what OP wishes she were screaming right now too.
cosmic_peanut 17
imagine how much he is bored of you , better broke up , FYL OP !
jacky051 12
First of all your grammar is amazing and second, break up because of this? If it's a one time occurrence it isn't that bad
cosmic_peanut 17
my grammer is as wrong as your face
christge1beast 17
Found the 12 year old
ColonelCusswords 24
Oh shit gents, we got a middle school style flame war!
Obito_Uchiha651 17
I've heard kids in a Call of Duty match with better insults
SpyroMello 29
*grammar
amanda182 19
#31 I could not agree more! Lol
BlueBaronBitch 22
You would think a guy who spent the whole day jerking off would be able to go at least one more time, sorry OP
noisyboy4000 23
If you've been masturbating ALL DAY, you're bound to be exhausted after the first few times
BlueBaronBitch 22
Ah, I just thought if he had enough in him to go all day he could just summon enough strength to go once more
utrax 23
His dick is probably sore though, I understand him.
SEDPWNS 14
Take revenge using the same excuse next time he wants to have sex.
musoboy 22
@7: as #25 and #35 said in response to #3, that is a childish thing to do in a relationship and does not bode well.
oreoeater 21
You snooze you lose?
blueyes909 24
Talk to him about it! That's a huge problem; it sounds like an addiction.
photographer49 22
#14 Not really, I have a friend who makes it like a game to see how many times he can ********** in the day. Not saying all guys do it but I'm sure it's pretty common. Definitely not discussion worthy.
Zebediabolical 45
Four without lube. Seven with. :D
PingusTheDingus 31
Hey, Lefty needs some love too you know.