Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lazy ass
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Bragging
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
I don't owe you anything
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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wvcheesehead1 9
Depends on who you wanted to have it with.
SakataGintoki 9
Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,
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Comments (165)
anonyshit 8
I don't think your boyfriend is normal. Any normal guy would jump at that offer.
gAt_d 26
Wow, I see a very boring sex life in your future with him. I must really be a freak.
fredlauze 9
Well, you obviously are :-o How pervert of you. Next thing we know, you want to hold hands too ?
Yodamine34 16
Did he mean a freak in bed, or just a plain freak?
ZoeyPosthuman 4
Wow, rude.
bhopejohnston 16
He probably jacked off to **** and wasn't in the mood anymore.
HalfLit 17
My ex was like that too. The final straw was when I showed up to his very slow paced job that I shared with him and sensually told him what I had planned "later" and he automatically told me he'd be too tired. My boyfriend now works in construction and can't keep his hands off me so I dunno what that dudes problem was.