Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60
Exactly the same was posted on 1/10/2011 23:30 by Patricia, United States.
Dale Gulley 8
Maybe he wasn’t in the mood for sex/intimacy. Maybe he really just wanted to rub one out...alone...no expectations...
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Comments (11)
Soni94 4
Most likely he is gay or not into you, or maybe he is not ready... try to talk would say a wise one. Which is not me.
ImpKit 7
Or, and here's a revolutionary idea, he wasn't interested in sex but DID want to get off. It's not uncommon. It doesn't mean he won't want sex later. Doesn't mean he's gay. Guys do, in fact, have a range of moods including those linked to sex.
Dale Gulley 8
Maybe he wasn’t in the mood for sex/intimacy. Maybe he really just wanted to rub one out...alone...no expectations...
Ashamed_Sister 60
Exactly the same was posted on 1/10/2011 23:30 by Patricia, United States.
bloopaloop 27
Maybe your furry ax wound is smelly today. That usually makes me do the same thing
Hangryko 32
Originally posted by Patricia, October 1 2011, from the United States.
bobsanction 18
Maybe he wasn't in the mood at the time. Selfish of you to expect him to perform on demand.
Charity Taylor 17
If you two can't discuss the situation like adults and try to find a middle ground for both of you to be happy then it's time to throw out the whole relationship and start over elsewhere.
Mom_was_here 4
I'd be pissed
idris red 6
most likely he is gay
Adonis 3
I dont know why people are still correlating Sex & Masturbation; especially with GUYS. The two are separate sensations, the amount of work you put into it is different, and the relief its a different type of satisfaction.